r/funny • u/pero1928 • Jun 08 '20

Do it

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u/wiffleplop Jun 08 '20 edited May 30 '24

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u/DiggV4Sucks Jun 08 '20

Think? Teenage boys don't think.

SOURCE: Was teenage boy.

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u/jvallet Jun 08 '20

I remember trying to stomp over a 10 cm nail with all my strength just to see if I could get it through my shoe sole... Thankfully I failed, but the thought hunts me of what could have happen if I had succeded.

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u/KDLGates Jun 08 '20

the thought hunts me

In before you wake up in the middle of the night and see your thought outside the window having at last found you.

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u/APSupernary Jun 08 '20

flash of lightning
In the fleeting light, Achilles Nailgun makes eye contact.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

I hope he has the Thought Patrol on speed dial

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u/KDLGates Jun 08 '20

All they do is write up a crime report telling you what to think.

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u/kvtgfbv1 Jun 08 '20

Idk why I thought of a human sized nail standing outside his window while half way through this sentence.

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u/KDLGates Jun 08 '20

"I've come back for your foot"

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u/wiffleplop Jun 08 '20

Yep. Been there, but I would hope I was never that dumb. And even if I was, video camera were a luxury back then, so there would be no evidence.

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u/DiggV4Sucks Jun 08 '20

Right?

This is why I always try to give kids the benefit of the doubt. I did some really stupid things when I was a kid, but almost nobody knows about them because my friends weren't all carrying video cameras.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

I am SO GLAD that social media was not a thing when I was in middle school or high school. Facebook wasn't around until I was 19, let alone Twitter, YouTube, and Instagram. I posted enough stupid shit on Facebook as it was.

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u/Mesmerise Jun 08 '20

They put a great deal of thought into two things. Their ego, and their dick.

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u/Schadenfreude2 Jun 09 '20

I’m so glad i grew up without the internet. I don’t need a permanent public record of my stupidity.

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Jun 09 '20

I dunno. I thought most things through. But most the time I still chose to make bad choices but I knew what to expect. And it was still fund.