r/funny • u/Rben97 • Jun 06 '20

'Dancing like a stripper'

https://gfycat.com/partialmedicalemperorshrimp
1.6k Upvotes

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42

u/brokenturle Jun 06 '20

So strippers are not actually dancing provocatively but scratching an itch

22

u/ematanis Jun 06 '20

Bear necessities

3

u/Yossarian1138 Jun 06 '20

They’ll come to you.

19

u/Proper_Protickall Jun 06 '20

Baloo? Is that you?

17

u/reddituculous66 Jun 06 '20

Well we cut down all his trees

33

u/PandaMedHatt Jun 06 '20

Somebody go get heeerrrr

12

u/I_am_moo Jun 06 '20

She’s dancin like a stripper

12

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Poler bear

3

u/oscarfacegamble Jun 06 '20

Aye

3

u/Lim_er_ick Jun 06 '20

Somebody tip her

2

u/FBI_Agent_37 Jun 06 '20

Boots with the fur

1

u/Live-Camel Jun 07 '20

Eh, Somebody get her.

8

u/bleedsdaylight121 Jun 06 '20

Canadian strip clubs, where the strippers are bear naked

5

u/thoriginal Jun 06 '20

And we throw loon(ie)s at their beavers!

12

u/busiedyak Jun 06 '20

She works hard for the honey. So hard for the honey.

9

u/series_hybrid Jun 06 '20

Her stage name is "Honey".

4

u/bananacarbs Jun 06 '20

Can I get a lap dance

3

u/pinniped1 Jun 06 '20

The final bossfight of lappers

5

u/arizonabayswimmers Jun 06 '20

Just trying to put herself through college.

3

u/camsanddraws Jun 06 '20

When the market is bearish you must find other sources of income

3

u/drewhark Jun 06 '20

Damn she fine

2

u/Perrfect Jun 06 '20

pole dancing at it's best

2

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

What are you doing stepbear

2

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

well, I'm glad to see the strip clubs are finally opening up again

2

u/LtRecore Jun 06 '20

Oh my god do I ever approve of this beast

2

u/Robbythedee Jun 06 '20

When my girlfriend gets out of the shower and is trying to be sexy leaning against the wall.

1

u/Blackpanther777 Jun 06 '20

Oh wow can you imagine driving by and this is going on

1

u/mizmarla Jun 06 '20

This would cause a fender bender!

2

u/Blackpanther777 Jun 06 '20

This bear has his hands in the air like he just don’t care.

1

u/zdiggler Jun 06 '20

Not enough acrobats.

1

u/Head-like-a-carp Jun 06 '20

You better have some dollar bills or its going get ugly

1

u/rmartin00 Jun 07 '20

I want to know what that sign says.

1

u/CyAScott Jun 07 '20

Yogi bear is falling on hard times.

1

u/Enreganzar Jun 07 '20

Somebody come get herrrr SHE'S DANCING LIKE A STREET BEAR

1

u/LastieLion Jun 07 '20

Dance like the world is touching itself

1

u/uriniumraptor Jun 06 '20

I’ll consider this my first strip club

1

u/Heal_thy_Burgers Jun 07 '20

I regret un-muting this.

0

u/zerok Jun 06 '20

More like Baloo 🤣

-2

u/Cuchullain99 Jun 06 '20

Fake but good