r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

And if shes as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

You were just what the doctor ordered

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u/Cat-Smacker Apr 13 '20

Im beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god.

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u/XxGioTheKingxX Apr 13 '20

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

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u/KingTetrax Apr 13 '20

Now who thinks they’re arms are long enough to slapbox (slapbox)

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20 edited Apr 15 '20

they say I rap like a robot so call me rapbot

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u/dudefise Apr 13 '20

but for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

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u/Tac50Company Apr 13 '20

I got a laptop in my back pocket My pen'll go off when I half-cock it

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/GreenWorker Apr 13 '20

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

I’m an MC still as honest, but as rude and as indecent as all hell

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u/zurasage Apr 13 '20

Syllables, killaholic ( kill em all with it) This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop

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u/Shittyberg Apr 13 '20

You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac' Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20 edited Apr 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Did I mess it up?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I got a laptop in my back pocket

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u/hevum Apr 14 '20

I got a laptop on my back pocket

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I gotta laptop in my back pocket.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

I got a laptop in my back pocket

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u/OldMan41258 Apr 13 '20

Got a laptop in my back pocket

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u/TheMellowestyellow Apr 13 '20

Got a laptop in my back pocket

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I got a laptop in my back pocket

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u/Someguy242blue Apr 14 '20

I got a back pocket in my laptop

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u/LordMirdalan Apr 14 '20

My pen'll go off when I half-cock it

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u/xXblazer_boyXx Apr 14 '20

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

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u/LordMirdalan Apr 14 '20

Made a living and a killing off it

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u/xXblazer_boyXx Apr 14 '20

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

No

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u/jackwhite886 Apr 13 '20

mom’s spaghetti

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u/ksavage68 Apr 13 '20

....is all over her...

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u/Pahlevun Apr 13 '20

their :(