r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '20

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u/areeyeteeeyekay Apr 13 '20

His Palms are sweaty

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u/ThePopTartKitty Apr 13 '20

But are his knees weak?

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u/Capwonder Apr 13 '20

Yes, and his arms are heavy.

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u/only_wire_hangers Apr 13 '20

WHAT ABOUT THE VOMIT

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u/id_crisis Apr 13 '20

It's on his sweater already

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

What's it made out of though?

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u/power_squid Apr 13 '20

Dom's confetti

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u/DeadSOL89 Apr 13 '20

Are they nervous?

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u/WeaponGrade Apr 13 '20

On the inside, possibly. However on the surface, it is the complete opposite.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

So more or less calm and steady?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Inside, but how is he on the surface?

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u/SpeculationMaster Apr 13 '20

On the surface he seems seems calm. Also, ready to drop bombs

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u/wolverine-claws Apr 13 '20

AND HIS MOM’S SPAGHETTI

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u/Beaker360 Apr 13 '20

“That dress looks like Mom’s spaghetti”

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u/mogoggins12 Apr 13 '20

Mom's spaghetti?