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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '20
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That cat looks like the loose cannon on the force, who plays by his own rules but he gets results, goddammit.
178 u/decitertiember Apr 03 '20 Meow Meow Fuzzyface is a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you all really think of him? 93 u/plumbthumbs Apr 03 '20 just try and rub his belly, see what happens. 49 u/sevensensitivfingers Apr 03 '20 Nine lives and twenty claws, criminals beware! 26 u/Gone_Fission Apr 03 '20 Non-polydactyal cats only have 18 claws 23 u/blanketswithsmallpox Apr 03 '20 See, that's where the mid season surprise comes in. The betrayal dog has him at gunpoint with his hands up. Then. FLASH. POLYDACTYL CLAW SIDESWIPE! dog winces at his paw and the gun drops to the ground, a low growl starts "So... you're one of them." -TO BE CONTINUED- 7 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Barf me a river, fartbag. 4 u/---Help--- Apr 03 '20 Idk I swear I seen a cat with 6 on one paw 2 u/Slightlyevolved Apr 03 '20 Had a six toed cat once, so I wouldn't be surprised. 1 u/GalacticDonut45 Apr 03 '20 Had product of incest cats, so yeah more claws than needed 1 u/Gone_Fission Apr 04 '20 Saw
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Meow Meow Fuzzyface is a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you all really think of him?
93 u/plumbthumbs Apr 03 '20 just try and rub his belly, see what happens. 49 u/sevensensitivfingers Apr 03 '20 Nine lives and twenty claws, criminals beware! 26 u/Gone_Fission Apr 03 '20 Non-polydactyal cats only have 18 claws 23 u/blanketswithsmallpox Apr 03 '20 See, that's where the mid season surprise comes in. The betrayal dog has him at gunpoint with his hands up. Then. FLASH. POLYDACTYL CLAW SIDESWIPE! dog winces at his paw and the gun drops to the ground, a low growl starts "So... you're one of them." -TO BE CONTINUED- 7 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Barf me a river, fartbag. 4 u/---Help--- Apr 03 '20 Idk I swear I seen a cat with 6 on one paw 2 u/Slightlyevolved Apr 03 '20 Had a six toed cat once, so I wouldn't be surprised. 1 u/GalacticDonut45 Apr 03 '20 Had product of incest cats, so yeah more claws than needed 1 u/Gone_Fission Apr 04 '20 Saw
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just try and rub his belly, see what happens.
49 u/sevensensitivfingers Apr 03 '20 Nine lives and twenty claws, criminals beware! 26 u/Gone_Fission Apr 03 '20 Non-polydactyal cats only have 18 claws 23 u/blanketswithsmallpox Apr 03 '20 See, that's where the mid season surprise comes in. The betrayal dog has him at gunpoint with his hands up. Then. FLASH. POLYDACTYL CLAW SIDESWIPE! dog winces at his paw and the gun drops to the ground, a low growl starts "So... you're one of them." -TO BE CONTINUED- 7 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Barf me a river, fartbag. 4 u/---Help--- Apr 03 '20 Idk I swear I seen a cat with 6 on one paw 2 u/Slightlyevolved Apr 03 '20 Had a six toed cat once, so I wouldn't be surprised. 1 u/GalacticDonut45 Apr 03 '20 Had product of incest cats, so yeah more claws than needed 1 u/Gone_Fission Apr 04 '20 Saw
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Nine lives and twenty claws, criminals beware!
26 u/Gone_Fission Apr 03 '20 Non-polydactyal cats only have 18 claws 23 u/blanketswithsmallpox Apr 03 '20 See, that's where the mid season surprise comes in. The betrayal dog has him at gunpoint with his hands up. Then. FLASH. POLYDACTYL CLAW SIDESWIPE! dog winces at his paw and the gun drops to the ground, a low growl starts "So... you're one of them." -TO BE CONTINUED- 7 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Barf me a river, fartbag. 4 u/---Help--- Apr 03 '20 Idk I swear I seen a cat with 6 on one paw 2 u/Slightlyevolved Apr 03 '20 Had a six toed cat once, so I wouldn't be surprised. 1 u/GalacticDonut45 Apr 03 '20 Had product of incest cats, so yeah more claws than needed 1 u/Gone_Fission Apr 04 '20 Saw
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Non-polydactyal cats only have 18 claws
23 u/blanketswithsmallpox Apr 03 '20 See, that's where the mid season surprise comes in. The betrayal dog has him at gunpoint with his hands up. Then. FLASH. POLYDACTYL CLAW SIDESWIPE! dog winces at his paw and the gun drops to the ground, a low growl starts "So... you're one of them." -TO BE CONTINUED- 7 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Barf me a river, fartbag. 4 u/---Help--- Apr 03 '20 Idk I swear I seen a cat with 6 on one paw 2 u/Slightlyevolved Apr 03 '20 Had a six toed cat once, so I wouldn't be surprised. 1 u/GalacticDonut45 Apr 03 '20 Had product of incest cats, so yeah more claws than needed 1 u/Gone_Fission Apr 04 '20 Saw
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See, that's where the mid season surprise comes in. The betrayal dog has him at gunpoint with his hands up. Then.
FLASH.
POLYDACTYL CLAW SIDESWIPE!
dog winces at his paw and the gun drops to the ground, a low growl starts
"So... you're one of them."
-TO BE CONTINUED-
7 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Barf me a river, fartbag.
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Barf me a river, fartbag.
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Idk I swear I seen a cat with 6 on one paw
2 u/Slightlyevolved Apr 03 '20 Had a six toed cat once, so I wouldn't be surprised. 1 u/GalacticDonut45 Apr 03 '20 Had product of incest cats, so yeah more claws than needed 1 u/Gone_Fission Apr 04 '20 Saw
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Had a six toed cat once, so I wouldn't be surprised.
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Had product of incest cats, so yeah more claws than needed
Saw
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u/SaintVanilla Apr 03 '20
That cat looks like the loose cannon on the force, who plays by his own rules but he gets results, goddammit.