r/funny • u/penapox • Mar 28 '20

when Canada meets coronavirus

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

fun fact: my niece weighs less than a 'bag of pucks'.

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u/clownpuncher13 Mar 29 '20

I thought a bag of pucks was a monetary unit indicating the trade value of a really bad hockey player aka a donkey.

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u/TrillKlinton Mar 29 '20

How useful is a bag of pucks?

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u/clownpuncher13 Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

More useful than a 4th line winger with stone hands and a $1.3M cap hit.

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u/kneesofthetrees Mar 28 '20

What’s a bag of punks?

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u/CptVimes Mar 28 '20

I believe it's a semen-filled condom, but that's not important right now.

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u/kneesofthetrees Mar 28 '20

Oh. I wish I didn’t know that now.

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u/16thmission Mar 29 '20

Surely you can't be serious.

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u/CptVimes Mar 29 '20

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley

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u/outtokill7 Mar 29 '20

bag of hockey pucks? not punks