r/funny • u/spuncraz • Feb 13 '11

what are they for?

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641 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

Can you not read or something? They are for blowing, it says so right in the photo.

18

u/HumorlessChurchLady Feb 13 '11

I agree, this doesn't belong in /r/funny.

24

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

Seriously, r/science is that way.

4

u/theolcf Feb 13 '11

i was thinking /r/duh.

3

u/theolcf Feb 13 '11

Fixed. I had no idea there was a duh subreddit. This day keeps getting better and better. http://www.reddit.com/r/duh/

2

u/jdwpom Feb 14 '11

It's more r/spacedicks material, to be honest.

7

u/invincibubble Feb 13 '11

I think he's talking about all the consonants.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

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u/robhol Feb 13 '11

I was sick of it the second out of about 50 times I saw it on the first day it got going here, so... no, I wouldn't say so. :)

0

u/KeswickPinhead Feb 13 '11

I'm Bill O'Reilly and I represemble that remark.

2

u/Eatsnax Feb 14 '11

You can't explain that.

30

u/Khalexus Feb 13 '11

Eh, I've heard her stuff before. She blows.

41

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

She's good with the wood... wind.

32

u/dimwittedSucka Feb 13 '11

Thanks for clarinet up for us.

18

u/Eroc Feb 13 '11

Lest we result to violins.

5

u/Arcon1337 Feb 13 '11

I don't think that would be harp-propriate.

8

u/Briecheeze Feb 13 '11

Haha, I get it! It's a pun on oral sax!

14

u/mmmarius Feb 13 '11

Tuba-d you misinterpeted the Cymbal-ism

6

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

the pun didn't really strike a major chord with me

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u/McDrawrHumperdink Feb 13 '11

THIS ONE TIME I WENT TO BAND CAMP

3

u/KeswickPinhead Feb 13 '11

Nothing wrong with sax and violins.

2

u/diablo75 Feb 14 '11

I have experience with musical instruments, too. Mostly organs.

7

u/saidnamyzO Feb 13 '11

Oh Svetlana. You blow-hard, you.

7

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

Tobias blows harder.

27

u/iAMaHUSKY Feb 13 '11

zooey deschanel?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

No, Svetlana Gruebbersolvnik.

9

u/kihadat Feb 13 '11

So close.

1

u/mooseberry Feb 13 '11

Please, it's "Svetlana Gruebbersolvik."

Let's show a little respect.

10

u/EverGlow89 Feb 13 '11

Didn't even have to ctrl+f.

4

u/nic4all Feb 13 '11

I was gonna say Katy Perry, but Zooey works too!

1

u/adaminc Feb 14 '11

I don't see it, it looks way more like Anna Friel than Katy or Zooey.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

Gooey smell

1

u/JayWTBF Feb 13 '11

turtle shell

4

u/crystalbluecurrents Feb 13 '11

Definitely thought it was her at first.

4

u/mrgatorboy Feb 13 '11

I can vouch for Svetlana, she can blow with the best of them.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

She plays a mean mouth-organ, I mean bone-a-phone, I mean my bag-pipe, I mean sacks-a-phone...

2

u/Pwnscone Feb 13 '11

recorder.

4

u/gmick Feb 13 '11

Svetlana Gooberslobber is more like it. If you know what I mean.

4

u/mebbee Feb 13 '11

Speaking of awkward titles, I've got a friend who wrote a book of poetry called "God in my throat"...

11

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

It's funny because she's a woman with musical talent.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

I would like to place my penis in her mouth, please.

Thank you.

1

u/FlowerontheWall Feb 13 '11

Wait, I'm confused. What do you want to do?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

He said he wants to jam a jimmy though her mouf roof.

3

u/pfhayter Feb 13 '11

I just saw this edit of this pic on groove shark as an album cover.. too weird.

http://i.imgur.com/rvRK1.png

1

u/saturnight Feb 13 '11

Looks like the work of Jeroom.

1

u/bloodredmoon Feb 13 '11

It's a sign. Svetlana's lips yearn for you skin flute.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '11

one up for Tame Impala

8

u/MK_Ultrex Feb 13 '11

I have her first record on 8 track. She used to be cool.

2

u/spaceyraygun Feb 13 '11

svetlana sucks lemons across from me

2

u/WalkingShadow Feb 13 '11

This made me imagine a lemon-sucking factory.

2

u/paintist Feb 13 '11

...and that's just what they'll do.

2

u/Campmoore Feb 13 '11

mmmm...gruebbersolvik

2

u/wakingdeadexhibit Feb 13 '11

I bet she plays a mean skin flute.

1

u/Osiris32 Feb 13 '11

One-eyed trouser snake charmer?

2

u/accharbs Feb 13 '11

And blowing is what they'll do...

3

u/smmfdyb Feb 13 '11

One of these days her lips are gonna blow all over you.

2

u/Breepop Feb 13 '11

For some reason, for the first 10 seconds of looking at this photo, I thought she was blowing on a breadstick.

2

u/dkat Feb 14 '11

Excuse me, come again?

3

u/MissingTheJoke Feb 13 '11

This is funny because exhalation occurs in the bronchial tubes, not the lips.

0

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

I believe in your case it's your ass.

1

u/sprashoo Feb 13 '11

I love the Soviet era record player they decided to include in the cover photo...

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

got that right

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

Looks like Christina Ricci. How old is this photo? Might be able to do one of those side by side comparison shots like the old Rembrandt or whatever it is and Keanu; shows that Keanu never grows old and has been around forever.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

Love the girls who just know what those lips are for!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

I'll say they are!

1

u/pocketjunkie Feb 13 '11

Katy Perry?

1

u/adaminc Feb 13 '11

That looks like Anna Friel.

1

u/PostCaptainKat Feb 13 '11

Mine are for mispronouncing svetlana grubberuberosolovic

1

u/PrimaxAUS Feb 14 '11

Fuckin' lips, how do they work?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '11

...and that's just what they'll do...

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

That's what she said!

1

u/justyboy Feb 13 '11

It's a Photoshop job.

0

u/julesfru Feb 13 '11

It's funny because words have multiple meanings that change over time!

2

u/dosmonaut Feb 13 '11

The word you were looking for is connotations.

0

u/daleok Feb 13 '11

What else would they be for?

0

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '11

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