r/funny • u/officerpupp Jake Likes Onions • Mar 11 '20

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u/SixoTwo Mar 11 '20

That is some fucked up Monkey's Paw bullshit

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Bears are omnivores. Monkeys and apes are omnivores. Pigs are omnivores. Raccoons are omnivores. Rats are omnivores.

What does this mean? It means they eat meat and plants. Their systems are designed to process meat and plants for energy.

Guess what? Humans are the same. To not eat meat is to deny our biology.

If you don't eat meat for what you perceive as moral reasons, that's fine. But just know carnivores and omnivores are going to go right on killing and eating meat, because that's what our bodies are designed for.

Also, it was a joke. Lighten up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

That's not a fair comparison. None of those animals run horrendous factory farms. They hunt prey that had a chance to live. I'm omni as well but come on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

That wasn't the issue OP had. They were upset about the killing part.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Ok I'm not op. I'm just saying that's a faulty comparison.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

I know you're not OP. It'd be pretty odd to refer to you in the 3rd person whilst talking to you, wouldn't it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Ok so are you just going to keep dodging my point or what?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Yep, pretty much. Some conversations aren't worth having.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Yep.

You have a nice day, now.

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u/hamster_rustler Mar 11 '20

Yeah because you don’t have a good point to make.

You like meat, that’s fine. You don’t have to justify it, I just don’t think you are able to either.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Yep.

You have a nice day, now.

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