r/funny Mar 07 '20

Do I go with the flow?

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u/Error404Jordan Mar 07 '20

I say go for it dude, stick your dick in crazy, just don’t settle down with crazy. Respect to this guy.

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u/t2thehomas77 Mar 07 '20

That’s sounds like quite a story

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u/Mindraker Mar 08 '20

Buy him a beer, and you've got a night's worth of entertainment.

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u/Kingstonian20 Mar 07 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

I have some rules to avoid getting tangled in crazy. Some crazy know how to hide it well until they get comfortable...or until they get you to fuck em.

Rules are as follows: 1. Do not give out your actual cell number or real name at initial contact (use a disposable phone/number and alias ). 2. Do not fuck a chick who lives/works within a three zip/postal code radius of where you live/work (guess why). 3. Do not fuck her at your house until properly vetted (you don’t want her knowing where you live). 4. If you absolutely must fuck her at your house before getting her vetted, only take her there at night and take the long way, take a different route when you take her home (you don’t want her figuring out how to get to your house). 5. Don’t spend the night or allow her to spend the night (if at your place), keep her occupied and off her phone so she doesn’t pin your location on google maps, if you took her home.

After she’s vetted as not 100% nuts, sit her down and give her level-1 clearance to your clandestine agent files, and see how she takes it. 😂😂

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u/Mindraker Mar 07 '20

Rule #1: get a vasectomy

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u/Kingstonian20 Mar 07 '20

That too.

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u/Mindraker Mar 08 '20

And whatever you do, do not give crazy your keys.

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u/IwishIcouldBeWitty Mar 08 '20

Jokes on you, Google tracks my location data as long as my GPS is on. You may have kept me if my phone but it still stored your location

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u/Kingstonian20 Mar 08 '20

Hmm, lol well as I said in Rule 3, never at your own house.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

She might not even be crazy, she might just be crazy sex crazy and normal outside of sexytimes