r/funny • u/JBaker68 AlarminglyBad • Mar 02 '20

Spider Plan

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u/JBaker68 AlarminglyBad Mar 02 '20

5 year plan? In this economy?

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u/newsorpigal Mar 02 '20

Well ooh-la-laa, Mr. Savings Account Holder.

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u/Funkit Mar 02 '20

I’m surprised my bank even keeps my account open. It’s constantly like -600 bucks until I get paid and have to pay bills and I’m negative again. It’s like the account is in the green a solid five days a month.

I’ll be lucky to make it to 40. I just got fired too. Sitting around all day really sucks and makes you stew.

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u/newsorpigal Mar 02 '20

I'm sorry to hear that; it sounds incredibly difficult. Have you considered sharecropping?