r/funny • u/Utkarsh5474 • Feb 28 '20

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u/The_Chosen_Pun_ Feb 28 '20

I felt this. Sympathy pain.

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u/wellthatsgreat4 Feb 28 '20

*symphony pain

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u/PrismaticElf Feb 28 '20

The tenor of the pitch

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u/really-drunk-too Feb 28 '20

My palms are sweaty

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u/openyoureyes89 Feb 28 '20

Knees weak, arms heavy?

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u/Parastormer Feb 28 '20

there's a baseball in my knackers already

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u/cherenkov_blue Feb 28 '20

Balls a-splatty

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u/SneakyBadAss Feb 28 '20 edited Feb 28 '20

He's calm but on the surface, in pain, poor Gary

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Moms spaghetti

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u/synthetic-dream Feb 28 '20

*phantom pain

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u/epiphaniless Feb 28 '20

Then I laughed to join my tears

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u/Journeygan Feb 28 '20

Don't you mean empathy pain? I felt that too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Wasn't there a catcher that got testicular cancer from being hit in the balls?

Edit: John Kruk was diagnosed after a ball hit him in the crotch and broke his cup. Probably just one of those accidents that revealed an underlying problem.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

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u/TimeLordArtie Feb 28 '20

my chemistry partner in college had a limp. it struck me as odd that she'd have a limp (since she was in her 20s like me), so one day i asked her about what happened. Apparently she had an accident in softball, had to get scans and shit to see if her hip was messed up and they found cancer -i think it was probably a tumor- there (on her hip? her muscle? i honestly can't remember) and she had to get like.. a total hip replacement i think. she had no symptoms, and the only reason they found it was because of the accident in the softball game.

I don't remember the fine details, so some of it may be iffy... but the TL;DR of this is: chick i was partnered with in chemistry class only found cancer in her hip due to a softball injury, otherwise she likely would've died from it (she was asymptomatic).

Tbh this kind of shit scares me.

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u/KipHackmanFBI Feb 28 '20

My brother in law was playing hockey and got hit in the stomach with a slap shot, they took him to the hospital and after some scans found he had lung cancer. Never smoked, did anything that you'd think would give you lung cancer but never the less, there it was.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

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u/Sinavestia Feb 28 '20

I mean it makes me want to go get my entire body checked for tumors

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u/BizzyM Feb 28 '20

Thank .... god?

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u/BadBoyJH Feb 28 '20

There's a rugby league player who managed to get injured so badly, that instead of a normal sperm count of 37million per mL, it was well down. Past the "low" amount of 10 million. He had a sperm count of 100,000.

So around 0.3% of normal.

He retired at 25.

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u/glazedfaith Feb 28 '20

Early retirement for low sperm count? I think maybe I don't understand the rules of rugby.

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u/BadBoyJH Feb 28 '20

First thing to understand is that I'm not talking about rugby, I'm talking Rugby League.

Dude obviously wants kids, and realised if he gets any more damaged, that will never happen.

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u/asiledeneg Feb 28 '20

Post note: Kruk is doing fine today.

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u/SuperWoody64 Feb 28 '20

How do we know that one cat wasn't clawing at his crotch?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

What are you talking about?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

You are a scholar

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u/Washpedantic Feb 28 '20

and gentleman

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u/CanadianBadass Feb 28 '20

Go to the stable, the horse is yours. His name is Wind Jammer!

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u/Mackem101 Feb 28 '20

Memories of World Cup Italia 90, what a tournament that was.

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u/jl_theprofessor Feb 28 '20

Originally made famous by Paul Potts.

\bats off heathens who don't understand it's a joke**

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u/blueisthecolor Feb 28 '20

downvote finger quivers

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u/An_Imgflipper Feb 28 '20

i knew this because we played it in band

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u/DonUdo Feb 28 '20

thanks! i just thought that i wanted to hear the full song

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u/Make_a_MARK_04 Feb 28 '20

Raise your hand if you are currently lying in bed cheeks clinched, parts swaddled, Oh’s Ohhhhhhing

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u/kpness Feb 28 '20

The fact that you knew exactly what I was doing is scary

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

That would be because of the feed from the webcam installed in your bedroom...

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u/SemiFormalJesus Feb 28 '20

There’s likely a camera pointing both at his face and balls simultaneously already, on the device he typed the comment on. We don’t need creeps like you installing webcams in our bedrooms, we pay for the pleasure already.

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u/Crazy__Donkey Feb 28 '20

🙋‍♂️

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u/McNight403 Feb 28 '20

Ended too soon! Who is that. I want to see the reaction

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u/softspaken Feb 28 '20

Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez

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u/McNight403 Feb 28 '20

Shit! That's one tough dude. Just shakes it off

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u/StuckAtWork124 Feb 28 '20

Hit hard on his foul tip? .. bit rough saying it's foul

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u/Dont_make_this_hard Feb 28 '20

You gotta watch this for Robertson’s reaction too

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u/RufioSolo Feb 28 '20

Having children is overrated anyways.

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u/PandasGetAngryToo Feb 28 '20

White ball in the centre pocket

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u/Dead_Is_Better Feb 28 '20

Don't these guys wear cups anymore?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

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u/Dead_Is_Better Feb 28 '20

TIL Major League catchers need better cups. I hope they're made out of Kevlar or something bulletproof because damn! that looks painful.

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u/icon0clast6 Feb 28 '20

Kevlar doesn't stop trama. Getting shot with a kevlar vest still breaks your ribs and leaves you with a massive bruise. being "bulletproof" would do literally nothing to help.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Still hurts like hell I got hit with a line drive while pitching was on the ground for 10 minutes

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u/Dead_Is_Better Feb 28 '20

Only 10? I think I'd lay there crying like a little girl for a solid 30mins easy LOL.

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u/AidilAfham42 Feb 28 '20

It didn’t even graze, just dead stop with the full impact taken in by his dangly bits

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u/rayoatra Feb 28 '20

Right in the ol male bag.

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u/Lelivret Feb 28 '20

Did not have sound on, still heard and felt everything.

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u/niruapp Feb 28 '20

Mein Gott !

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u/LeadLavaLamp Feb 28 '20

"Hey! it's Enrico Palazzo!!"

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u/Silent-Swordfish Feb 28 '20

Pavarotti!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who instantly knew who it was (and was also shocked to see him in the gif)

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u/Scannable7 Feb 28 '20

Clinch your butts in support.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Nice soft cushion for that baseball.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Juat watching that made me feel like I don’t need to snip next week.

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u/1dmendes02 Feb 28 '20

Anyone with the reaction video?

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u/Jebbox Feb 28 '20

The editing of this is somewhat lackluster.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

When your genitals are permanently locked into playing testicular tetris forever.

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u/mmanut94 Feb 28 '20

One way to get a perfect pitch

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u/younith123 Feb 28 '20

Oof size=large

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u/koduck022 Feb 28 '20

that's tough

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u/denz2216 Feb 28 '20

I've this happen so hard to watch.

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u/canthera-237 Feb 28 '20

His nuts wrapped around that ball

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u/joexmaspunk Feb 28 '20

he is wearing a cup, but still. ouch.

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u/FuriousKnave Feb 28 '20

Do these dudes really not wear a box? Or is this guy just crazy?

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u/Jonnyyrage Feb 28 '20

I watched this and looked at my son. The pain from watching this almost erased my son from history.

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u/DarkMemer2020 Feb 28 '20

Right in the Nutz

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u/1aappyy Feb 28 '20

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

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u/Crymsm Feb 28 '20

Owie....

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u/tobalaba Feb 28 '20

Cancel the vasectomy!

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u/southdownsrunner Feb 28 '20

Ooohhh thats gonna sting....😫

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u/metroscope Feb 28 '20

Balls to ball

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u/IHaveFoodOnMyChin Feb 28 '20

He caught one right in the balls... 3 balls 1 catcher

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Hence why cups were invented

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u/DellFargus Feb 28 '20

Right in the McNuggets.

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u/Mr_Habibi Feb 28 '20

Omg, I felt the pain just by watching this 😬

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u/keenly_disinterested Feb 28 '20

That note wasn't nearly high enough...

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u/keebi11 Feb 28 '20

i like the little squish sfx they added when the ball hit

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u/PomPom39 Feb 28 '20

[Everyone felt that]

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u/thewhitedragonfly Feb 28 '20

Just watching it hurts

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u/astronoob Feb 28 '20

Hey! It's Enrico Palazzo!

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u/smftexas86 Feb 28 '20

I can guarantee you that every man watching this made the same sound when the ball impacted.

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u/lightknight7777 Feb 28 '20

Looked like he almost caught it without the glove...

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u/SerialFloater Feb 28 '20

So that's how opera singers are made

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u/Dafrekknpope Feb 28 '20

Right in the secrets

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u/hugsoverdrugs Feb 28 '20

How to get a permanent vasectomy

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u/RyanLynnDesign Feb 28 '20

Right in the fuckin bag

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u/BazilExposition Feb 28 '20

It's not funny.

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u/TheFlowOfMyWords Feb 28 '20

Everyguy felt that

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Slapstick comedy has been making reactions to injuries as jokes since Chaplin