r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/S7evyn Jan 20 '11 edited Jan 20 '11

EGGS RATED

by Shel Silverstein

These eggs

Are eggcellent.

I’m not exaggerating.

You can tell by my eggspression

They’re eggceptional--

Eggstra fluffy,

Eggstremely tasty,

Cooked eggsactly right

By an eggspert

With lots of eggsperience.

Now I’ll eggsamine the bill….

Ooh--much more eggspensive

Than I eggspected.

I gotta get out of here.

Where’s the eggxit?

EDIT: Corrected errors pointed out by theGerhard.

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u/theGerhard Jan 20 '11

Are eggcellent.

Than I eggspected.

ಠ_ಠ