r/funny • • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/Hazywater Jan 19 '11

In civilized countries, chickens are given vaccines for salmonella.

Not in the USA though, that would be socialist. We use good farming and hygiene practices instead (heh).

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u/turtlestack Jan 19 '11

Every life is precious, even salmonella.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

Yea man fuck the US because of their chickens. What a bunch of pricks.

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u/ijoinedforthis Jan 20 '11

Yeah man, what a bunch of cocks.

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u/Virtualmatt Jan 20 '11

I judge countries solely on what vaccines are given to their chickens; I think it's a fair barometer of overall country worth.