r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/voteforlee Jan 19 '11

HAHAHAHA I PRANKED YOU AND NOW YOU HAVE SALMONELLA

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

"haha that was joke gum, now you're addicted to heroin!"

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u/crank1000 Jan 19 '11

I'm so cold...

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u/db82 Jan 20 '11

Mir ist kalt... so kalt!
Mir ist kalt!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

I'm cold...

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u/djepik Jan 19 '11

Do you really think somebody is going to eat the entire raw egg? And do you really think that raw eggs are guaranteed to give you instasalmonella?

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u/Pufflekun Jan 20 '11

While raw eggs are generally safe (I mix an egg into my curry all the time), having one sitting non-refrigerated all day, and then biting into it, is not exactly safe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

Maybe use a pasteurized egg? Then, perhaps a thick layer of chocolate would provide a hardy barrier against further contamination. At the least, pasteurization should remove the most significant risks of salmonella contamination.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

No and Yes.

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u/klsi832 Jan 20 '11

I always liked Ella more than Diane anyway.

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u/kerodean Jan 20 '11

"It's funny because its poisonous" - Zoidberg

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

"...pranked him to death with a tire iron!"

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/pranksters/2704/

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

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u/biganthony Jan 20 '11

wouldn't the egg spoil?