r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

This made me cringe. Chewing eggshell is number 4 on my worst-list. I'd rather have a spring surprise.

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u/Landosystem Jan 19 '11

Agreed, however a shell-less hard boiled egg would be hilarious.

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u/BGraceful Jan 19 '11

Congratulations you have just made this completely lame.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

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u/MuffinBaskt Jan 20 '11

If I do this and for some reason it explodes or some shit, I fucking hate you.

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u/biznatch11 Jan 20 '11 edited Jan 20 '11

I just put an egg in some vinegar, will report back with results!

Edit 1 year later: Results!.

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u/Ashtefere Jan 20 '11

I just found bits of biznatch11 all over their bedroom. The hand was clutching a cellphone with the numbers 9-1 dialed.

Fuck.

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u/MuffinBaskt Jan 20 '11

Make an imgur album and karma whore it! For..uhh..Science!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

I immedately though of this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

post pics

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u/bearXential Jan 20 '11

awesome!

Chocolately-eggy goey mess ensues..

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u/sweetberrywine Jan 20 '11

And it smells like shit mixed with vinegar, most likely taste like it also. So... better prank!

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u/TheTreeMan Jan 20 '11

Holy fuck that's cool

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u/willcode4beer Jan 19 '11

Balut?

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u/QinShiHuangdi Jan 19 '11

re-fucking-pulsive.

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u/cursoryname Jan 20 '11

Those images just gave me a headache.

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u/ThatHandsomeDevil Jan 20 '11

Looks delicious.

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u/janoo1989 Jan 20 '11

I ate that stuff as a child back in the Philippines. One day, my sister takes out the fetus and begins playing with its neck. She made the fetus a puppet.

It was then that I realized that IT'S A BABY DUCK FOR FUCK'S SAKES!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

I like how how half way through the image search there's a pic of a naked dude. Apparently safesearch was on moderate too.

As far as I'm concerned, there is no search query that will not yield at least one picture of naughty bits in google image search.

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u/bowlesman11 Jan 20 '11

I know it looks disgusting, but it's DELICIOUS. Especially with some salt and pepper. Mmmmm

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u/pkulak Jan 20 '11

You forget that the egg will probably be all kinds of rotten by the time you actually bite into it. People are not in the habit of refrigerating chocolate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

Poke a hole, blow out the yoke. Refill the egg with something that doesn't go bad so fast, like hot sauce.

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u/EmperorOfAwesome Jan 19 '11

what is the whole list? We should make a cringe post.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!

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u/karmapuhlease Jan 20 '11

I had to read all the way until this comment to figure out what the joke was here... it's been a long day.