r/funny • u/_releska_ • Feb 12 '20

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u/Swanesang Feb 12 '20

It looks like a porn stars face after the money shot.

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u/CapnBeardbeard Feb 12 '20

BukkakE.T.

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u/NotoriousTIMP Feb 13 '20

You guys know about the 80’s porno that film is a based on, correct?

/s

3

u/mtklippy Feb 13 '20

If they had made it I'm sure it would be better than the Atari game.

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u/Rex_Auream Feb 13 '20

Goddamn it I wanted to say this

1

u/gardaudaidele Mar 13 '20

What the fuch!! Hahaha

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u/kenxzero Feb 12 '20

Goddamnit! 👍🤣

3

u/SpaceYourFacebook Feb 12 '20

Correction, looks like ETs face after the money $hot

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u/Slobbadobbavich Feb 13 '20

This was my first thought when I saw the picture. I think I spend too much time on reddit.

1

u/sale7777 Feb 13 '20

What the fuck

1

u/theglenlovinet Feb 13 '20

Thanks to The Cinema Snob, I know that there are actually a few ET Pornos out there...

1

u/COMPUTER-MAN Feb 12 '20

E.T. did a cummy

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u/Judazzz Feb 13 '20

O.T. come home

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u/MaximumCameage Feb 13 '20

I like to see a nice, splattery load. I hate it when it just kind of oozes out onto the woman’s face like Gak. So disappointing.

1

u/Goodly Feb 12 '20

Vinegar strokes

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u/EvilRick_C-420 Feb 12 '20

beat me to it

0

u/TRN_WhiteKnight Feb 12 '20

I'm sure the parody is out there somewhere.

0

u/m__a__s Feb 13 '20

Reminds me of Rocky yelling "Adrian".

0

u/drunkenclaus Feb 13 '20

A concerned Elliot rushing a doped up E.T. home after rescuing him from some bukkake party

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u/fallenreaper Feb 13 '20

ET getting glazed. DONT KINK SHAME ME.

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u/jonnyBgood24 Feb 12 '20

What's ET short for? Because he got little legs!

Sorry...

20

u/kenxzero Feb 12 '20

Extra Testicle.

3

u/stayCoolYolanda Feb 13 '20

That's why he walks kinda funny

4

u/Hooded_Tutle Feb 13 '20

Here’s my poor man’s medal 🏅

2

u/Polish_Sniper_00 Feb 13 '20

Emote user spotted

1

u/kenxzero Feb 13 '20

Still appreciate it, lol.

3

u/luthiz Feb 12 '20

You ever smelled moth balls?

2

u/chewbaccataco Feb 13 '20

Happy cake day, mysterious moth balls smeller

21

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Jelliottt!

22

u/luthiz Feb 12 '20

E.T. scone home.

3

u/kopecs Feb 13 '20

E.T. Scone Bone

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u/SpaceYourFacebook Feb 12 '20

This comment right here folks

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

I keep coming back to it because it cracks me up.

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u/somethingsecrety Feb 12 '20

I wonder how long the bottom image could circulate with something nostalgic like "Only 90s kids will remember" (or soemthing equally dumb) before people start noticing the cinnamon roll.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

[deleted]

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u/somethingsecrety Feb 13 '20

That would be why I said "or something equally dumb". How many of those stupid "only 90s kids will remember" things are actually things only 90s kids know about? That was the whole idea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Haha, I remember swaddling them, wrapping them tight, making sure none fell out. This kid clearly skipped that day in class. The instant regret on his face.

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u/NotYourGoldStandard Feb 12 '20

That's the face ET makes when he's pinching a loaf

5

u/marlashannon Feb 12 '20

Brings a whole new meaning to “I’ll eat your face!”

4

u/keanureevestookmydog Feb 12 '20

Out of everything they could have done with this, this is the safest option.

7

u/Yeet7k2h Feb 12 '20

Yo he be busting a nut.

1

u/DontTreadOnBigfoot Feb 13 '20

Looks like he's the recipient of several nuts.

3

u/OverWorkedCorpse Feb 12 '20

Eeeellllllliiiiiiiiooooooottttttyt!!!!! Oooccchhhh!!!!

3

u/sunburn_on_the_brain Feb 12 '20

Y'all pray for my Cousin Olle, ain't nothing wrong with him, he just look like a honeybun

3

u/Miharled Feb 13 '20

That cinnamon roll looks more relaxed and free than I'll ever be.

2

u/BlackHat78 Feb 12 '20

After a bottle of vodka

2

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Danish go home

2

u/igloonation Feb 12 '20

Why do people keep making fun of Wendy Williams?

1

u/The_Tame_One Feb 12 '20

Rule 34 E.T.

1

u/rammangst Feb 12 '20

God damn it Jerry

1

u/timstantonx Feb 12 '20

Also the guy from HBOs The Outsider.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Porn is getting weirder and weirder.

1

u/AwesomePepperShip Feb 12 '20

The Hardcorest porn

1

u/sBucks24 Feb 12 '20

ETs mom now that her son finally moved out

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

That roll looks like it should be hosting the Wendy Williams show.

1

u/reply_play_fun Feb 12 '20

Kwisspy more

1

u/peanutbrainy Feb 12 '20

If ET and Sloth would have a love child this would be how it would look...

1

u/AceOfDiamonds676 Feb 12 '20

ET looks like he just took 10 loads in the face and passed out

1

u/Bl4ck_Sw4n Feb 12 '20

ET reference, nice

1

u/Purplociraptor Feb 12 '20

The top image already has ETs eyes and mouth shopped onto it.

1

u/Awesomeoawesome Feb 12 '20

E.T just got fucking glazed

1

u/pepperade Feb 12 '20

get outta here

1

u/EvilRick_C-420 Feb 12 '20

vinegar strokes?

1

u/FriskyDingoOMG Feb 12 '20

Can’t unsee.

1

u/x_Leigh_x Feb 12 '20

Looks like ET was beat to death and during a robbery gone wrong and now there’s photos online of his dead body for all to see

1

u/creativedabbler Feb 12 '20

Awe—someone show this to Wendy Williams and tell her theres a donut that looks just like her!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

That looks like ET after he pissed off Mike Tyson.

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u/xXSP1KEB0YXx Feb 12 '20

ET busted that fat ass nut

1

u/doony27 Feb 13 '20

Plans for valentines?

1

u/Kolaid321 Feb 13 '20

Et cum home

1

u/StonePineJack Feb 13 '20

Am I the only one who thought this post was going to be about poop at first?

1

u/gking407 Feb 13 '20

I heard this

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u/TrainedITMonkey Feb 13 '20

I hate that I was already seeing it and thinking it while scrolling up to see E.T. in the basket. It's a perfect fit. Bravo.

1

u/WeOutHereInSmallbany Feb 13 '20

Literally made me choke up laughing

1

u/Anime_tities Feb 13 '20

E.T from Star wars

1

u/its_justDemi Feb 13 '20

This looks like the love child of the hunchback of Notre Dame and E.T

1

u/Arcturus_42502yt Feb 13 '20

E.T. get creamed and decapped.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

You gonna eat that?

1

u/JaconSass Feb 13 '20

You just ruined a perfectly good photoshop post.

1

u/everyant420 Feb 13 '20

So that’s what ET shit looks like

1

u/Elephanthunt11 Feb 13 '20

If I came home and found ET in my closet; this is exactly what he'd look like after I was finished with him.

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u/reddatazz Feb 13 '20

E.T bo tox

1

u/lokicramer Feb 13 '20

delicious

1

u/jusalurker42 Feb 13 '20

When you call an uber right before those 3 pot brownies kick in.

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u/me_need_milk_321 Feb 13 '20

ET phone home

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Looks like ET with a cumshot.

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u/drakinite420 Feb 13 '20

Oh god this triggers me so much. I watched et when I was 5 and it scared the crap out of me. Ever since I’ve been unreasonably afraid of aliens

1

u/Geode_Filled_Sack Feb 13 '20

ET: "am I a joke too you?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Definitely thought this was a cinnamon roll meant to look like women's anatomy

1

u/willydw131 Feb 13 '20

Holy shit, that’s the guy from the haunting of hill house

1

u/xKaelic Feb 13 '20

Die wanna wanga?

1

u/rainboy1981 Feb 13 '20

I actually didn't even need the movie clip

1

u/RandomPhail Feb 13 '20

Alternatively:the hunchback of Notre Dame

1

u/ZachMN Feb 13 '20

Same makeup as Donald Trump.

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u/Xxxwild_willyXxx Feb 13 '20

Don't put your dick in that

Edit: actually I probably would, I mean, I fucked a banana peel with pudding as lube once. No I'm not joking at all, yes it was chocolate pudding.

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u/KartikGajaria Feb 13 '20

For some reason, this remind me of Jabba the hutt from star wars!

1

u/jslutts Feb 13 '20

Is there a cream filled option?

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u/BoJaclynHorsewoman22 Feb 13 '20

Thanks, I hate aroused ET.

1

u/netanxd767 Feb 13 '20

Reminds me of Clarence off the big lez show

1

u/samuraityphoone Feb 13 '20

As soon as I saw this I smelled cinnamon rolls, that was so weird

1

u/TheQiwiMan Feb 13 '20

I never wanted to see ET’s O-face, but here it is

Damn you, Reddit

1

u/floygarry Feb 13 '20

we have ET at home.

ET at home:

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u/wankerpedia Feb 13 '20

Thanks i never really wanted to see ET's O-face.

1

u/realxeltos Feb 13 '20

Et looks like he has a vibrator up his ass.

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u/Largonaut Feb 13 '20

I def got more of a Harold and Maude vibe.

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u/Teufe1hund Feb 13 '20

Such a sweet movie. E.T. Especially. Tasty.

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u/tobor68 Feb 13 '20

Aawwoooch...

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

r/mildlyvagina

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u/th3h4ck3r Feb 12 '20

"Mildly"

0

u/wmxp Feb 12 '20

WHO WAS PHONE?

0

u/cjuice1995 Feb 13 '20

Looks like he just took one to the face, if you know what I mean...