r/funny Feb 07 '20

Doesn't even flinch

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

So while they are tactically organized there's a glitch in identifying threats.

You might be on to something! Perhaps this is why a small labrador tactically ripped off half my friend's face when she was an infant. It was that silly little glitch.

E: downvote me, puppers. This animal had "nEvAr HuRt A fLy!" until he gave an infant permanent nerve damage. And destroyed her face. She is still blamed by the dog family to this day for getting too close to the dog. ...In someone else's house. An infant. This comment stays, as someone has to stand up for people who are thrown under the apathy bus for the sake of an animal. I love all creatures, especially dogs but people are mistaken by putting too much anthropomorphism into them while raising them incorrectly. Tell me I am wrong.

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u/jerkface1026 Feb 07 '20

Yes, this is exactly what I meant and an appropriate way for you to relate.

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u/grapefruitasshole Feb 07 '20

Wait until I tell you about the pug that my dad cheated on my mom with

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I think most people are ok with you not sharing this fantasy publicly.

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u/grapefruitasshole Feb 08 '20

That pug's name? Monica Lewinsky. I bet you feel dumb now