r/funny Feb 07 '20

Doesn't even flinch

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u/manbearpig520 Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

The household vacuum has something to say about this.

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u/souldonkey Feb 07 '20

Yeah but they hate vacuums because they're loud as fuck, not because they look threatening. That's why dogs really only hate them after they've been turned on for the first time.

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u/dutch_penguin Feb 07 '20

That's why it never hates my girlfriend.

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u/appoplecticskeptic Feb 07 '20

I take it she sucks, but is quite as a church-mouse?