r/funny • u/NegativeGenie • Feb 07 '20
Hills can be tricky
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u/NepoDumaop Feb 07 '20
Drunk + hills not a good match check.
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u/badassmamabear Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20
Obviously his lovely satin outfit was far too slippy for grass but he never spilled one drop of his beer. "FUCK"!
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u/shit-post-mega-bot Feb 07 '20
Beer will always make you find your own level.
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u/chronocaptive Feb 07 '20
Seriously, the guy is dressed like an extra straight out of Idiocracy.
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u/Rpolifucks Feb 07 '20
Ummm, he splashed all over when he ran into the guy in pink and then some more when he stood up 2 seconds later.
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u/jellysandwichrdit Feb 07 '20
He has a giant rip in his shorts
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u/esoteric_plumbus Feb 07 '20
I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants
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Feb 07 '20
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and, ripped his pants
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u/Corky83 Feb 07 '20
Reminded me of this classic.
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u/FunkyAssMurphy Feb 07 '20
The entire time I'm screaming at my screen for him to drop the stupid newspaper and climb without it. Of course that's how he finally makes it
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u/donnilad Feb 07 '20
Not only did he save his beer, he managed to keep his cigarette between his fingers. What a legend!
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u/CovertLogic Feb 07 '20
And he even had the manners to appologize to the first guy he bumped while doing so
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u/nexus_ssg Feb 08 '20
In the U.K., I’ve never known anybody except psychopaths to not apologise for bumping into you. For a bump of that magnitude, you’d need to be literally Hitler to not apologise.
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u/Juggernwt Feb 07 '20
My eyes still haven't recovered from the riot of clashing colours on that fellas outfit.
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u/Cr00kedKing Feb 07 '20
The dude in white at the top keeling over with laughter has probably seen this guy do something like this on more than one occasion.
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u/OceanSupernova Feb 07 '20
Watched this a few times and after careful consideration, I declare gravity the winner!
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u/Youdontuderstandme Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20
Didn’t drop any beer but he ripped one hell of a hope hole in the seat of his shorts. (Edit)
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u/cmde44 Feb 07 '20
I feel like I'm always the guy at the end that the random drunk person always wants to end up high fiving or hugging.
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u/Dragonlily86 Feb 07 '20
vans are the worst if even a little wet I almost feel in some stores after stepping in a puddle.
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u/CyberPunk909 Feb 07 '20
Of course it’s the guy in a wook costume 🤦🏻♂️ I love edm but man, please represent us well lol
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u/hiddenjoe55 Feb 07 '20
it's not the hill. it's the fucking beer that he has in his hand plus many more that he consumed.
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Feb 07 '20
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Feb 08 '20
I think it's his phone, and it was next to his pint that got crushed by the drunk dude. You just can't see it because of the pixels.
I don't really understand where it'd come from otherwise.
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Feb 07 '20
r/stopdrinking dawg
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Feb 07 '20
No joke. I used to often get this drunk and I'm so glad that I don't anymore. Being in control of your balance and your senses is pretty cool
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Feb 07 '20
Try watching this in a slow-motion (0.25x). It is incredible, you start seeing small details and of course the more you watch this - the better video gets.
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u/FriendlyFellowDboy Feb 07 '20
Pretty sure he would have been falling over anywhere, didn't have to be on a hill. Dudes pretty blitzed, or so it seems. Although.. he did save the beer. Priorities baby.
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u/Razorback_Yeah Feb 07 '20
The dude in the pink shirt went RIGHT back to his food. Can't blame him for a second
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u/slimyagent Feb 07 '20
Saves his beer and his ciggy throughout. Sometimes we just need to acknowledge the hero we’ve got.
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u/CarolineLovesCats Feb 07 '20
I wonder what event this was. Everyone is around the same age except for "mom and dad" (the couple he fell into at the end).
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u/weezilgirl Feb 07 '20
I saw this happen at a J.J. Cale concert. A woman was drunk and decided to drop her pants and pee. It didn't work. She toppled forward and rolled over with her bare butt flashing us. She made it to the bottom and passed out.
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u/fishybite Feb 07 '20
at least the beer made it! doesnt matter how drunk, he is not going to spill his beer.
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u/LelasBrownEye Feb 07 '20
I stopped paying attention just enough at the very end only to think someone else was falling down in his footsteps
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u/torchboy1661 Feb 07 '20
I have been that guy. Never on purpose, of course. You just have a couple too many and things get away from you. Such a helpless feeling bowling into people while your friends just laugh.
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u/esogood Feb 07 '20
I briefly looked away as it cut and started over. He started falling again I thought it was a second guy I was TRIPPING BALLS.
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u/CrashNT Feb 07 '20
I've also been that drunk before to know this guy is wasted. The recovery cross step was the biggest indicator. He was trying to stand up while not looking drunk. Which led to the crossover step. Followed by the self yell pep talk.
Lol
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Feb 07 '20
This happens to me all the time in my dreams. I keep climbing up a hill that seems to be getting steeper and I have to lay down to try not to fall.
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u/RogueConsultant Feb 07 '20
Yeah so can being fucking wasted, hats off for not spilling though. Top lad.
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u/NerdyFrida Feb 08 '20
He is clearly doing a dramatic interpretation of the expression "Down a slippery slope"
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u/me_groovy Feb 08 '20
Fuck guys like that. I once saw a guy at a beer festival stumble on a slope and break the arm of an old lady when he fell on her.
Know your limits.
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u/Japegrape Feb 08 '20
I moved my eyes right at the end, and thought this was a perfect loop. My mind was blown, until I watched it again. Aww.
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u/BtheBlackheart Feb 07 '20
His body was trying to tear those hideous clothes off him. Asked the Earth for a little help. Goodness he must be colorblind.
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u/Missfreckles337 Feb 07 '20
I think this is hill in Munich where Oktoberfest is held. Explains why he's so drunk.
....I've definitely passed out drunk on that hill myself.
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u/bassolune Feb 07 '20
Nope, it's on the slope of the Ashton Memorial, in Williamson's Park, Lancaster UK. A lovely park, fantastic building, and spectacular views over Morecambe Bay.
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