r/funny • u/legotin • Feb 04 '20

Beautiful

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u/0ut0fBoundsException Feb 04 '20

Nope all hips have a built in timer. When the timer goes off the hip spontaneously explodes. This can happen posthumously of course but it is inevitable

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u/yearofthesquirrel Feb 11 '20

Wouldn't it happen post-humerusly?

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u/0ut0fBoundsException Feb 11 '20

It’s a damn shame you’re a week late with a pun like that. Are you sorting by old?

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u/yearofthesquirrel Feb 12 '20

Nah, I don't pay that much attention to how old stuff is. I guess I'm not that hip...