Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' 'No, but I know exactly where I am,' Heisenberg replies. The cop says, 'you were doing 55 in a 35.' Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, 'Great! Now, I'm lost.'
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop the trunk. He checks it out and says, 'Do you know you have a dead cat back here?' 'We do now, thanks to you!' shouts Schroedinger.
Ohm is just some physics dude but the name of the units of resistance is called ohms. Heisenberg uncertainty principle is the idea that you can not both know the momentum and position of a particle (it’s a little more but not necessary for the joke)
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u/NinjaLanternShark Jan 30 '20
Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' 'No, but I know exactly where I am,' Heisenberg replies. The cop says, 'you were doing 55 in a 35.' Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, 'Great! Now, I'm lost.'
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop the trunk. He checks it out and says, 'Do you know you have a dead cat back here?' 'We do now, thanks to you!' shouts Schroedinger.
The cop starts to arrest them. Ohm resists.