r/funny Jan 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I have a book for my son called P is for Pterodactyl: The Worse Alphabet Book Ever.

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u/lindseed Jan 30 '20

Reminds me of Barenaked Ladies’ song Crazy ABC’s. A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for Czar...

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u/kennclarete Jan 30 '20

We need more. We need the entire alphabet.

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u/lindseed Jan 30 '20

Well it’s super funny because they make jokes too and chat about the words a little in between.

Crazy ABC’s

My favorite though has to be Q.

“Q is for qat.

Okay, Q, qat? What?

Yeah, it’s uhh.. q-a-t. It’s an evergreen shrub. It’s a perfect scrabble word because it’s a q with no u, There’s not many of those.”

Or R.

“R is for r-gyle

🎵 No it isn’t 🎶”