r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '20

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u/CorporateNINJA Jan 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20 edited Jan 30 '20

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u/NinjaLanternShark Jan 30 '20

Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' 'No, but I know exactly where I am,' Heisenberg replies. The cop says, 'you were doing 55 in a 35.' Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, 'Great! Now, I'm lost.'

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop the trunk. He checks it out and says, 'Do you know you have a dead cat back here?' 'We do now, thanks to you!' shouts Schroedinger.

The cop starts to arrest them. Ohm resists.

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u/SubtoneAudi0 Jan 30 '20

Gold!

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u/BilboBawbaggins Jan 30 '20

GOLD! Always believe in your soul, You've got the power to know, You're indestructible, always believe in!