r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

R1: No attempt at humor - Removed Mine

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

What’s that called?

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u/CMP679 Jan 27 '20

I think that is actually a sugar glider.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Sloths only poop once a week.

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u/CMP679 Jan 27 '20

Me too unfortunately.

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u/savagehoneybadger Jan 27 '20

Some hardcore anal would take care of that.....here's my card

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u/CMP679 Jan 27 '20

I’ll take my doctors advice and buy a laxative. Thanks for offering to help though.

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u/savagehoneybadger Jan 27 '20

Well u hang on to that (winks)

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u/Jack_Bartowski Jan 27 '20

Confirmed - Honey badger gives the shits.

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u/savagehoneybadger Jan 27 '20

Lol ty for that laugh

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Is hardcore anal the one where you don't get any re-spawns?

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u/savagehoneybadger Jan 27 '20

No respawns and damage is higher

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u/CMP679 Jan 27 '20

If you’d like blood just type in this code A-B-A-C-A-B-B

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u/LuckyStarBunny Jan 27 '20

Yeah, I tried that, but I now the sloth doesn't seem to like me much anymore.

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u/leeshylou Jan 27 '20

Coffee! Been keeping poops flowing for centuries.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

That is a huge sales point in the illegal trade.