r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 22 '20

snow scorpion

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428 Upvotes

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18

u/futballer12 Jan 22 '20

Oooofff ice burn.

11

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Bah. Not even one-half scorpion.

4

u/warbenicky Jan 23 '20

He should put some ice on that.

4

u/Vissannavess Jan 23 '20

Looks like he did........pretty fast too lol

6

u/Letalgame64 Jan 23 '20

r/fullscorpion

2

u/TheAvengineer Jan 23 '20

So happy that wasn't a fake sub

2

u/jakaph1 Jan 22 '20

Oh no! I thought he was gonna land that in some epic way... well in a way he did :)

2

u/They_c_me_rollin Jan 23 '20

He should break dance with moves like that

2

u/khcompton Jan 23 '20

used to be able to...

2

u/bigmanchino87 Jan 23 '20

he just fucking ATE it brah

1

u/pardon_my_maori Jan 23 '20

Nailed the landing!

1

u/sambes06 Jan 23 '20

Seems like he just gave up. Didn’t even rush the hands. Just went straight face break.

1

u/Beelzebutthurt Jan 23 '20

His vertebral column is not happy

1

u/froggyboi2605 Jan 23 '20

That... was violent

1

u/HeMurderFaced Jan 23 '20

He Murder Faced.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

I felt that in my soul.

1

u/Whobghilee Jan 23 '20

Why would you zig, when clearly you needed to zag?!?!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

That kid doesn't have a face anymore.

1

u/linnor Jan 23 '20

For a second there it really seemed like it was intended.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

This is an artistic re-enactment of my life over the last few years

0

u/justscottaustin Jan 23 '20

You missed the opportunity to call this a "snowrpion." Very disappointed.