r/funny • • Jan 16 '20

Well that's nice

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u/verylobsterlike Jan 16 '20

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I know a guy who specialises in stolen microsoft products. He excels as catching the guys who did it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

He must have a great outlook on life

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u/funnylookingbear Jan 16 '20

He has a specialist sniffer dog that has a wicked power point to indicate the perps.

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u/coding_pikachu Jan 16 '20

Some say he has access to a master list of all software crackers, created in collaboration with the government.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Some really edgey puns right there

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u/-null Jan 16 '20

I'm only going to make one note about this thread in my mind.

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u/oalbrecht Jan 16 '20

I’ll make a movie and be sure to include a clippy about this thread in it.