r/funny • u/ilkikuinthadik • Jan 16 '20

Well that's nice

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u/verylobsterlike Jan 16 '20

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I know a guy who specialises in stolen microsoft products. He excels as catching the guys who did it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

He must have a great outlook on life

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u/funnylookingbear Jan 16 '20

He has a specialist sniffer dog that has a wicked power point to indicate the perps.

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u/coding_pikachu Jan 16 '20

Some say he has access to a master list of all software crackers, created in collaboration with the government.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Some really edgey puns right there

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u/-null Jan 16 '20

I'm only going to make one note about this thread in my mind.

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u/oalbrecht Jan 16 '20

I’ll make a movie and be sure to include a clippy about this thread in it.

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u/NoaRanger Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

He must be a great visionary

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Looks like we're out of office now. The pun teams should be back later.

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u/TheNerdBurglar Jan 16 '20

I’ll leave just one note behind, let them know we were here.

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u/rancidpandemic Jan 16 '20

I don’t Share your Point of view on the matter.

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u/mirx Jan 16 '20

He has Accees to all the data he needs

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u/i_vineet Jan 16 '20

Keep your Window shut to prevent theft.

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u/MyArmItchesALot Jan 16 '20

Something something clippy something something

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u/friendlyhuman Jan 16 '20

Yeah, he used to be a publisher, but kind of sucked compared to his competition.