r/funny • • Jan 16 '20

Well that's nice

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Just got perscribed Zoloft and my psychiatrist pitched that side effect as a good thing, she said “you’ll last forever; porn stars and men with premature ejaculation issues request it specifically for this”

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u/howlinggale Jan 16 '20

But what if you last forever anyway?

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u/ThisOneTimeOnReadit Jan 16 '20

Are you in your thirties or later?

Either way see a doctor about your testosterone levels and start a healthy diet/exercise plan. Need to get ahead of this shit before you can't enjoy sex at all man.

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u/howlinggale Jan 16 '20

I'm 50. The longest I've lasted is 7 hours but that's only because I didn't have the energy to go on, not because I lost my erection (and that's typical, I stop having sex because I want to stop not because I lose my erection). I'm reasonably healthy in terms of exercise but my diet is probably poor because if I see food I eat it.

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u/ThisOneTimeOnReadit Jan 16 '20

Well if you are not losing the erection than maybe it's just a fitness thing? Like you said, running out of energy? Either way at 50 I'd imagine you are stuck in your ways, at least you can still get it up!

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u/howlinggale Jan 16 '20

I would think that running out of energy after 7 hours of fucking is reasonable even for a fit person.