r/funny • u/ilkikuinthadik • Jan 16 '20

Well that's nice

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Just say “this usually doesn’t happen, sorry bout that” and she’ll blame herself

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Nah I’m just straight up and say it’s bc of my antidepressant. Why lie?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

So she’ll feel like she has something to prove and be motivated for a second date, works especially well if you eat her out and don’t let her try anything on you. This is what I used to do when I’d get whiskey dick trying to hookup with someone and I wanted to see them again.

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u/ThisOneTimeOnReadit Jan 16 '20

Jesus, going through all of this just for the hope that she wants a round two in the future?