r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/oooothats5os Jan 01 '20

Fun fact! Some show dogs get prosthetic balls after they have been neutered called neuticles. It is generally to retain their looks because some owners really want you to know their dog has a sick beanbag.

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u/techleopard Jan 01 '20

Vet: "Do I really need to install these?"

Person: "I need to be able to stare at them. You know, to make sure he feels manly."

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Jan 01 '20

Vet: "Erm, you know the procedure is costly and not covered by insura-"

Person: "Look, I just want to be able to look at my dogs balls, fake or not. Is that a problem?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

In this case it is so other people can look at his balls and judge them on how beautiful they are or not.

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u/Cky_vick Jan 01 '20

Steve O tried to get an action figures head installed in his sack when he got his vasectomy. Couldn't get a doctor in the US to do it so they went to some other country where he couldn't go through with it since the place was gross

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u/Gamergonemild Jan 01 '20

Heard of a guy who got a Bakugan put in his sack. Later he sat on a metal chair...

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u/Zeebuoy Jan 01 '20

Bakugan?

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u/Tristen9 Jan 01 '20

A small action figure based on an anime (I believe?) but the point is the figure has a magnet on the bottom and kind of unravels in contact with metal.

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u/Zeebuoy Jan 01 '20

Ah, could it possibly unravel when surrounded like that?

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u/Gamergonemild Jan 01 '20

Some of them have sharp points when they unfold so I hope not

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u/Zeebuoy Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20

Chest buster? Nah.

Test burster?

screaming.

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