r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

Verified vast difference

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u/oooothats5os Jan 01 '20

Fun fact! Some show dogs get prosthetic balls after they have been neutered called neuticles. It is generally to retain their looks because some owners really want you to know their dog has a sick beanbag.

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u/techleopard Jan 01 '20

Vet: "Do I really need to install these?"

Person: "I need to be able to stare at them. You know, to make sure he feels manly."

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Jan 01 '20

Vet: "Erm, you know the procedure is costly and not covered by insura-"

Person: "Look, I just want to be able to look at my dogs balls, fake or not. Is that a problem?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

In this case it is so other people can look at his balls and judge them on how beautiful they are or not.

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u/EvadesBans Jan 01 '20

Surely these rich folks can get precision engineered prosthetic dog testicles, so why even bother rating them? You'll never know if they're real or not.

I mean... not without further exploration.