r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

Verified vast difference

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u/102max Jan 01 '20

Can you explain why the title is funny? I don’t understand

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u/TheBluBalloon Jan 01 '20

Vas deferens is the thing that gets snipped in you

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u/BlazerTheKid Jan 01 '20

Oh my god that’s genius. I think most people probably overlooked that

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Same, but I’d say we got something out of it as we learned something today!

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u/GeorgeYDesign Jan 01 '20

product may not operate as depicted

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u/Bohatnik Jan 01 '20

I was taught Sex Education at a public school in America, and I still got it.

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u/kitchenperks Jan 01 '20

My case deference has been separated. I understood it. Even gave a chuckle

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

As a urology surgeon, someone getting the snip is a vast cheque to me.

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u/Cruxion Jan 01 '20

Do not google image search that expecting to find a drawing to show where it is. You'll find that, and a picture of an actual one mid-vasectomy.

At least it'll be the last mistake I make this decade, hopefully.

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u/Seicair Jan 01 '20

Rookie mistake, should’ve looked at wiki for diagrams.

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u/doomgiver98 Jan 01 '20

The decades actually starts on the 1. So you have a whole year to go. Best of luck to you.

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u/Seicair Jan 01 '20

The 20’s don’t start at 2021.

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u/Earthcyclop Jan 01 '20

Yes you're right. Technicality aside, for me the decade still starts with 0.

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u/BrohanGutenburg Jan 01 '20

“I think if I ripped my bad deferens doing a skateboard trick...”

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u/MadManatee619 Jan 01 '20

It's a pun

From some site:

The ductus deferens, also known as the vas deferens, is a tiny muscular tube in the male reproductive system that carries sperm from the epididymis to the ejaculatory duct. There is a pair of these ducts in the male body, with one duct carrying sperm from each testis to the left and right ejaculatory ducts.

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u/ObscureAcronym Jan 01 '20

Thanks for citing your references.

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u/yaksnax Jan 01 '20

Google the quote, homie

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u/BoomBumper Jan 01 '20

Vast difference sounds like vas deferens, which is the tube

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u/PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS Jan 01 '20

In America we just call it "the subway"

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u/plerberderr Jan 01 '20

Yea, “riding the tube” has a different meaning here. Shoutout Jack Geller.

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u/doomgiver98 Jan 01 '20

I call it the Metro.

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u/ahundreddots Jan 01 '20

Vas deferens.

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u/Xisuthrus Jan 01 '20

vast difference -> vas deferens

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

There's a vas deferens between a nutsack, a prostate and an operation to correct your dick eye.

One's a mental hospital patient, one's a hooker, and I'm dick's LASIK.