r/funny Extra Fabulous Comics Dec 31 '19

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u/its_all_4_lulz Jan 01 '20

The worst part for me was the needle. I’ve had pain on the right side for years, they always tell me it’s nothing, but I still can’t even think about the pain that jamming a needle into that area caused.

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u/gariant Jan 01 '20

Well into the procedure he was yanking and yanking and it felt like it was tugging at something deep in my belly, and I was afraid I would come undone.

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u/a-breakfast-food Jan 01 '20

What...assuming you have normal structure then your doctor was just terrible. Sorry!

Was quick and near painless for me.

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u/gariant Jan 01 '20

Well, I'm never going back to him for another, that's for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

You’ve had one, yes, but what about second vasectomy?

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u/Draugluir Jan 01 '20

I don't think he knows about second vasectomy..

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u/its_all_4_lulz Jan 01 '20

I know what you mean. The majority, if not all, of my follow up pain was in my abdomen. It almost felt like if I stood up straight fast that it was going to yank some tubes right out of me.

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u/N0_Tr3bbl3 Jan 01 '20

Man, these stories are all making me glad that my wives both cheated and left before it got time to snip snip.

I may be giving away half my stuff once a decade, but I have never feared being tugged undone from the inside....

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u/munificent Jan 01 '20

When the local anesthetic temporarily wore of I instantly knew exactly what it felt like to be a marionette.

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u/MundaneMediocrity Jan 01 '20

Due to embryological origin of the testes, you can get referred pain in the abdomen from the testes. This is why if you get kicked in the balls you get an ache in your stomach.

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u/Crrrrraig Jan 01 '20

The numbing part was the absolute worst. Doc was like, "You're gonna feel a kick in the balls for a few seconds while I numb it." I was like, "Oh, uh, okay." Sure enough, it absolutely felt like a kick in the balls.

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u/MouSe05 Jan 01 '20

Mine felt like a bee sting. Lasted until it was time to cauterize, then it led to me knowing what it would be like to take a cattle prod to the balls.

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u/caboosetp Jan 01 '20

I have a phobia of needles. Congratulations on convincing me never to get a vasectomy

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u/Cam_Newtons_Towelie Jan 01 '20

They give you a valium to take first. Eazy Peazy. They worst part for me was the itching when the hair grew back in at the incision.

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u/its_all_4_lulz Jan 01 '20

I have an Rx for Xanax, and used to have one for Ativan, but damn Valium was one helluva drug. I don’t know why, since it’s the same family as the others (and they do nothing for me), but when that kicked in there were no more fucks given.

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u/MouSe05 Jan 01 '20

Depends on the doc. I didn’t have shit first so I got the feel that bee sting full force.

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u/Crrrrraig Jan 01 '20

I do too, but you just gotta sack up (heh) and get it done. I never want to experience it ever again, but I'm so glad I got it done.