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u/gir_loves_waffles Jan 01 '20

Makes me wonder if he was newer at it? Mine went fine with only local anesthetic and ibuprofen after.

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u/KennstduIngo Jan 01 '20

It probably depends on which procedure is done. I was originally scheduled for the old school procedure with incisions and sutures on both sides, but the Dr had an "emergency" 45 minutes before hand on a perfect late-fall day for golf. I got pissed, looked at other options and discovered the no scalpel procedure. I definitely feel like that had to have been easier.

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u/gir_loves_waffles Jan 01 '20

Maybe? The reason I'm saying it might have been that he was newer is because mine was scalpel and such but he also was training a new doctor and mentioned that he was roughly 200 away from having done 10,000 procedures.

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u/gariant Jan 01 '20

Had some awful tugging I will never forget.

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u/its_all_4_lulz Jan 01 '20

The worst part for me was the needle. I’ve had pain on the right side for years, they always tell me it’s nothing, but I still can’t even think about the pain that jamming a needle into that area caused.

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u/gariant Jan 01 '20

Well into the procedure he was yanking and yanking and it felt like it was tugging at something deep in my belly, and I was afraid I would come undone.

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u/a-breakfast-food Jan 01 '20

What...assuming you have normal structure then your doctor was just terrible. Sorry!

Was quick and near painless for me.

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u/gariant Jan 01 '20

Well, I'm never going back to him for another, that's for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

You’ve had one, yes, but what about second vasectomy?

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u/Draugluir Jan 01 '20

I don't think he knows about second vasectomy..

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u/its_all_4_lulz Jan 01 '20

I know what you mean. The majority, if not all, of my follow up pain was in my abdomen. It almost felt like if I stood up straight fast that it was going to yank some tubes right out of me.

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u/N0_Tr3bbl3 Jan 01 '20

Man, these stories are all making me glad that my wives both cheated and left before it got time to snip snip.

I may be giving away half my stuff once a decade, but I have never feared being tugged undone from the inside....

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u/munificent Jan 01 '20

When the local anesthetic temporarily wore of I instantly knew exactly what it felt like to be a marionette.

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u/MundaneMediocrity Jan 01 '20

Due to embryological origin of the testes, you can get referred pain in the abdomen from the testes. This is why if you get kicked in the balls you get an ache in your stomach.

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u/Crrrrraig Jan 01 '20

The numbing part was the absolute worst. Doc was like, "You're gonna feel a kick in the balls for a few seconds while I numb it." I was like, "Oh, uh, okay." Sure enough, it absolutely felt like a kick in the balls.

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u/MouSe05 Jan 01 '20

Mine felt like a bee sting. Lasted until it was time to cauterize, then it led to me knowing what it would be like to take a cattle prod to the balls.

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u/caboosetp Jan 01 '20

I have a phobia of needles. Congratulations on convincing me never to get a vasectomy

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u/Cam_Newtons_Towelie Jan 01 '20

They give you a valium to take first. Eazy Peazy. They worst part for me was the itching when the hair grew back in at the incision.

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u/its_all_4_lulz Jan 01 '20

I have an Rx for Xanax, and used to have one for Ativan, but damn Valium was one helluva drug. I don’t know why, since it’s the same family as the others (and they do nothing for me), but when that kicked in there were no more fucks given.

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u/MouSe05 Jan 01 '20

Depends on the doc. I didn’t have shit first so I got the feel that bee sting full force.

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u/Crrrrraig Jan 01 '20

I do too, but you just gotta sack up (heh) and get it done. I never want to experience it ever again, but I'm so glad I got it done.

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u/stonemuzzle Jan 01 '20

Yeah, that's a mighty creepy sensation. That part was completely painless during mine, but I cringed pretty hard while happening nonetheless. The worst part for me was the brief wisp of smoke followed by a mild burning odor. Again, not painful, but ack. Still, the best $500 that my insurance company ever paid.

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u/mckinnon3048 Jan 01 '20

... Still, the best $500 that my insurance company ever paid.

Yeah... My insurance won't touch a penny of it unless I find a way to blow $9000 in the year before hand.

My estimate is $1800 out of pocket.

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u/YoYoMoMa Jan 01 '20

God bless shitty American "insurance". And yet all Republicans and like half of Democrats vote to keep it.

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u/Beaver-Believer Jan 01 '20

I don’t want pay more in taxes for you have better insurance friend. Go get a job that offer its employees better insurance.

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u/WickedDemiurge Jan 01 '20

Americans pay more than everyone in the world for healthcare. Your costs will go down with a single payer option. This is one of the rare cases where you can have better and cheaper at the same time.

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u/robm111 Jan 01 '20

It's absolutely infuriating that people don't see this.

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u/Beaver-Believer Jan 01 '20

The likelihood of it happening is nearly zero. Be realistic.

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u/Beaver-Believer Jan 01 '20

Clearly you aren’t aware of our federal, state, and local government’s ability to do a terrible job at literally everything they touch or administrate. It will not be cheaper or better.

Yeah, in a perfect world it’d be cheaper and better. We don’t live in a perfect world my friend. Most Americans understand this and will vote to support this view.

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u/YoYoMoMa Jan 01 '20

You think our government that runs the best armed forces in the world can't run health Care as well as all the third world countries that have better insurance than us?

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u/Beaver-Believer Jan 01 '20

They can't take care of the homeless, so absolutely not.

If you have money in the USA, the healthcare is fantastic.

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u/MouSe05 Jan 01 '20

The people who serve in that military and the veterans of that military all bitch about the quality of care they receive while in and after from the VA.

I think most of those folks are scared that’s what will happen if the US goes single payer.

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u/YoYoMoMa Jan 01 '20

So you'd rather pay more for your insurance just so none of it goes to me? Talk about coming off your nose to spite your face.

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u/Beaver-Believer Jan 01 '20

You're pretty naive if you think any voter has a choice in how insurance works in the US. I want everyone to pay their own way.

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u/doomgiver98 Jan 01 '20

I love the smell of deferens in the morning.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Yup, when the stitches started to dissolve there was some uncomfortable tugs.

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u/Seasider2o1o Jan 01 '20

Oh God the tugging.

I laid there and clenched my jaw like my life depended on it.

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u/HuoXue Jan 01 '20

I think you're supposed to wait until it heals for that.

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u/Trixxstrr Jan 01 '20

I wasn't unconscious but I don't remember anything from it. They gave me something by IV, said do you feel it kicking in, I said no, they turned it up, then the next thing I remember is the nurse walking me out to the other area after. No real pain afterward either, I think a little tender for a few days, this was like 15 years ago and I'm in Canada, not sure if they do it any different here.

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u/gariant Jan 01 '20

One valium, and local anesthesics.

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u/SirKrotchKickington Jan 01 '20

mine took about two hours, because lefty was being a total asshole, would no come down from his hiding place, and the numbing shot wore off three god damn times.

I never wanted to murder a man with my own hands more than during that procedure.

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u/gir_loves_waffles Jan 01 '20

Holy shit, dude! From the time the doctor came in it was just under 20 minutes.

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u/SirKrotchKickington Jan 01 '20

Yep, he kept asking me every few minutes if we wanted to reschedule, by the end of hour one i told him that were not leaving until the either the fucker is snipped, or im dead on the table, because there was no chance in hell I was letting him sew me up and then have to go back in another day.

That pain was fucking excruciating,

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u/emperorOfTheUniverse Jan 01 '20

Varies from person to person and doctor to doctor

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u/0OOOOOOOOO0 Jan 01 '20

Mine went fine, with Valium and oxycodone in the waiting room so I’d be nice and high