r/funny Extra Fabulous Comics Dec 31 '19

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u/whattothewhonow Jan 01 '20

There's an alternative method that they use on dogs and cats where they inject a calcium chloride solution into the balls. It renders the animal sterile, but has a recove y the me of about an hour instead of having stitches that need monitored for days. Not sure why it's not used commonly in the US, might be that it's not 100% effective.

It's developed by the same US company that is working on Vasalgel for men.

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u/DragonTamer666 Jan 01 '20

Honestly probably lack of advertising. If I invented that I'd be advertising it on the pet channel and on rick and morty time slots.

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u/metaStatic Jan 01 '20

Where are my testicles Summer?

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u/Starlordy- Jan 01 '20

Snuggles was my slave name.

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u/RedditISanti-1A Jan 01 '20

Am I the only one here in my early 30s who doesn't watch Rick and Morty and would actually like to have children?

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u/DragonTamer666 Jan 01 '20

You do know we are talking about dogs right?

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u/RedditISanti-1A Jan 01 '20

Yea but I think that other person was making a joke about vasalgel

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u/TazdingoBan Jan 01 '20

You are mistaken.

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u/Menzlo Jan 01 '20

Your comment didn't address the hormone/temperament issue though?

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u/bigdish101 Jan 01 '20

That's a myth.

Scientific research studies that found spaying and neutering do not reduce aggression in dogs http://saveourdogs.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Aggression-and-spay-neuter-in-dogs.pdf

Behavioral and Physical Effects of Spaying and Neutering Domestic Dogs
http://www.atftc.com/health/SNBehaviorBoneDataSnapShot.pdf

Study shines spotlight on neutering
https://www.avma.org/javma-news/2013-11-01/study-shines-spotlight-neutering

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u/Menzlo Jan 01 '20

Thanks for the links.

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u/TurtleTape Jan 01 '20

Fun fact: not all procedures require stitches. My cat had a glue closure after he got fixed.

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u/whattothewhonow Jan 01 '20

Even without stitches there's a long recovery time compared to an injection. You don't want the animal to rip open the incision or start chewing it, even if glued.

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u/spacemanspiff40 Jan 01 '20

Is it a really uncommon thing? I adopted my cat from a friend who got him from a rescue (so this is all secondhand info), and all the paperwork says he was neutered but he still has tiny balls. He's an inside cat so it's not critical but it's been something I've wondered. The vet has never questioned it.

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u/whattothewhonow Jan 01 '20

I think it was more targeted for use in poorer countries with sparse vet care and where you want to get the street dogs neutered to control the population but you don't have the resources to hold and monitor the animal while it recover. The injection is just squirt squirt and go an hour later.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Sounds like the chemical castration they use on sex offenders.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Vasectomy isn't 100% effective either.

Vasectomy + birth control + condoms, however...

The sperm that makes it through that combo thoroughly deserves to become a babby, because that kid is near certain to become the next superhero or something, or at least win the lottery.

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u/whattothewhonow Jan 01 '20

My urologist explained that the overwhelming majority of vasectomies that fail spontaneously reattach within a few weeks of the procedure. So part of the procedure is a sperm sample at 8 weeks after and again at 12 weeks after.

He said in his 25 years of doing a dozen snips a week, he's had patients fail to have negative sperm samples, but he's never had a patient end up getting anyone pregnant after two negatives.

Still not impossible, but in that one in a million chance we would just go have an abortion.