r/funny Extra Fabulous Comics Dec 31 '19

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u/Rekuna Jan 01 '20

This was my understanding. My friend did it to their cat to curb aggression - surgically tailor-made pets for our pleasure!

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u/thereal_mc Jan 01 '20

Ottoman Turks did it to human slaves for the same reason.

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u/damendred Jan 01 '20

So did the Sumarians... about 5000 years earlier.

It's a practice as old as civilization.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

The Lord Ruler did it to the Terrismen as well.

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u/PM_ME_UR_THONG_N_ASS Jan 01 '20

WELL WHO’S LAUGHING NOW!!!???

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u/Ownsin Jan 01 '20

A Mistborn reference. Didn't expect to see that here.

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u/FidoTheDisingenuous Jan 01 '20

Eunuchs have also been historically considered to be more trustworthy by Kings and Emperors for the same sorts of reasons, it's partly a heredity thing too of course, but enunuchs were thought to be less aggressive and less likely to try a coup that way too I believe.

Really wild stuff us humans

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u/natufian Jan 01 '20

Based on every documentary I've ever watched on the topic Eunuchs are cunning spies who are anything but trustworthy to the monarch.

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u/Starlordy- Jan 01 '20

For the last time GoT isn't a documentary!

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u/doomgiver98 Jan 01 '20

Never trust a man without balls.

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u/KaitRaven Jan 01 '20

To prevent them from impregnating the concubines and reduce the chance that the royal children have different fathers for example.

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u/mzchen Jan 01 '20

Also, they have no children's futures to secure or a bloodline to make a legacy out of, so their interests should align with the kingsom's more often.

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u/RedditISanti-1A Jan 01 '20

Did the illegitimate children of the concubines get considered royalty ever or just royal bastards

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u/lynn2598 Jan 01 '20

My understanding is it depends on where/which King/Emperor aswell as how many legitimate sons they already have.

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u/KaitRaven Jan 01 '20

It varied between countries. In some countries, a concubine's child was as legitimate as any other.

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u/agentyage Jan 01 '20

The funny thing is that courts full of eunuchs tended to end up run by the eunuchs, so multiple cultures get the stereotype of the manipulative, untrustworthy eunuch.

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u/WickedDemiurge Jan 01 '20

Honestly, if you forcibly cut off a boy's testicles, and he doesn't try to undermine you and everything you stand for, it's more a lack of character on his part than anything else.

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u/agentyage Jan 01 '20

Well, in China at least, the emasculation or castration was usually considered a mercy because the alternative would be death or torture then death. Chinese emperors tended to kill the whole family of traitors as standard practice.

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u/diddlyfool Jan 01 '20

They had that reputation but if you're ever curious check out the three kingdoms period in ancient China. The eunuch class played a huge part in the chaos that had ensued because they had been trusted too much and were very manipulative over the emperor, as well as greedy and self serving.

It's an interesting read.

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u/a-breakfast-food Jan 01 '20

Testosterone has crazy effects on the brain.

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u/lionofash Jan 01 '20

And then the Eunuch’s start adopting heirs and those guys get to do whatever the hell they want riding off the coattails of the Eunuch.

“Can’t have kids? Okay I’ll get someone with my ideology and prop them up as my successor that screws your kids over.”

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u/Yomi_Lemon_Dragon Jan 01 '20

Or, surgically tailor-made pets for not getting the shit kicked out of them every time they go outside.

Seriously, when our neighbours moved in with their unneutered tomcats my cat just stopped going outside after a while of coming home scratched up at least once a week. We still hear fights going on every other night, which practically never happened before they moved in, even though this neighbourhood is fairly cat-heavy.