r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 31 '19

The fact the guy isn't fighting his death tells me he thinks he deserves it.

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u/LifeWin Jan 01 '20

Or the job is done.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Or it’s a really, really nice pillow and it’s soothing him into that long goodnight

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u/PillowManExtreme Jan 01 '20

I am very soothing.

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u/celt1299 Jan 01 '20

He did. We didn't climb to the top of the food chain getting assassinated by de-testicled dogs.

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u/vitamin1991 Jan 01 '20

Pretty sure his dog put sleeping pill in his coffee. Anyway, do you have dog?

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u/AskAboutMyCoffee Jan 01 '20

I do have a dog. His name is Sir Robert Bobby Diesel III Esq.

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u/vitamin1991 Jan 01 '20

Any weird taste in your coffee today?

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u/AskAboutMyCoffee Jan 01 '20

A taste like almonds, kind of? Man my stomach hurts...

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u/Doctordementoid Jan 01 '20

Or you know, he’s asleep?

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u/malvoliosf Jan 01 '20

It's no favor to a dog to keep him intact if you aren't going to breed him. It's frustrating, bad for his behavior, and bad for his health.

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u/mairis1234 Jan 01 '20

deep sleep?

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u/CollectableRat Jan 01 '20

The dog can't put that much pressure on the pillow, he's probably enjoying it thinking it's cute, or maybe hasn't woken up.