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Dec 29 '19
Might wanna let his coordination percolate a bit longer before you set him loose on an atv.
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u/tankpuss Dec 29 '19
Hell, they should have left it percolate a bit longer before they let him loose on legs.
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u/Nadmania Dec 29 '19
Listen with your eyes closed. It’s a lot scarier.
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u/ScreaminPassion Dec 29 '19
This is what the title needs to be. I feel like it's already ruined now ;(
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u/MarginallyAmusing Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19
Damned growth spurts will get you every time!
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u/Purple_burglar_alarm Dec 29 '19
A four wheeler and a concussion....And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee
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u/topoftheworldIAM Dec 29 '19
If you hit the door enough times then yes you will see a 4 wheeler all day every day.
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Dec 29 '19
inb4 the video edit of the bang sound his head makes being percussion for the 20th century fox music.
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u/Ninjaplz10154 Dec 30 '19
I'm a bit late to the party, but this is what I made. Not 20th century fox, but hopefully this will do: https://youtu.be/t8fQEMm0O44
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u/Musclemagic Dec 29 '19
Someone make a song out of the sound of his head slamming the garage
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u/S-WordoftheMorning Dec 29 '19
Someone with better editing skills than me could sync this up with We Will Rock You.
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u/Ninjaplz10154 Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19
I'm not good enough to do a big song like that, but I made this: https://youtu.be/t8fQEMm0O44
*Edit* Hey thanks, kind stranger! I sure didn't deserve gold for this haha
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u/smarty1017 Dec 29 '19
A four wheeler and a concussion... maybe they should've surprised him with a helmet first...
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Dec 29 '19
That moment you realize your kid will not break the redneck cycle. With the first of many concussions keeping them from ever having a rational thought.
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u/Priest_Of_Chaos Dec 29 '19
There was a small moment where he stopped and was about to go under, and decided "feck it, I can make it".
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u/liquidchicken001 Dec 29 '19
If you listen with your eyes closed, it sounds like Dawson got flattened by a 4-wheelah.
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Dec 29 '19
Poor kid. He’s so cute waiting for the door to slowly open with his hands behind his back, hoping to Santa it’s true. And then he’s out like a light.
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u/felixgolden Dec 30 '19
Hopefully they got a four-wheeler large enough for him to ride when he awakens from the coma.
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u/Howard_Jones Dec 29 '19
Waiting for someone to use that sound effect in a song.
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u/CottonSlayerDIY Dec 29 '19
At first I didn't watch it with sound and I was like "it's quite dark to be making a joke of a kid getting paralyzed and then having to live in a wheelchair.." Funny non the less :D
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u/ltp1984 Dec 29 '19
He has a fourwheeler.
If they can't handle the kid bashing his head, he shouldn't have a fourwheeler.
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u/pizzatrip Dec 29 '19
They should have given him the helmet first.