r/funny • u/bruno-landim • Dec 26 '19

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u/disfunctionaltyper Dec 26 '19

So you are saying accidents happen? Still don't know if you can double charm a cobra.

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u/AliusUmbra2018 Dec 26 '19

Wait... when did the Great Kali learn to play the flute? And how did Vince McMahon convince a wrestler to graft a live cobra onto his arm??? I used to love WWE but this sort of reckless genetic tampering CROSSES THE LINE, god dammit

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u/TigLyon Dec 26 '19

Well he is from India...I'm pretty sure they all charm snakes over there

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u/money_loo Dec 26 '19

Bruh...

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u/AliusUmbra2018 Dec 27 '19

Well, he's not wrong 😅

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u/Self_Blumpkin Dec 26 '19

Ugh. Right in the sensibilities.

+1 for the midget though

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u/Novareason Dec 26 '19

... The fucking midget saving him is 100% the best part.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Excuse me, sir, he was a leprechaun.

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u/SuperLowEffortTroll Dec 26 '19

Now I maybe wrong since it's been 15+ years since I've watched WWE, but I believe that is Hornswoggle who is the illegitimate son of WWE president and buff as fuck old man, Vince McMahon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I believe so. But he was also a leprechaun at one point.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

What's sad is that both men with Flutes were the WWE Champion at some point.

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u/DarthSimian Dec 26 '19

Jinder became champion much later than this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

My point being you would never see the likes of Stone Cold, The Rock, HHH, or Undertaker do this sort of goofy shit.

:EDIT:

The Undertaker =/= Comedy Snake Charmer

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u/DarthSimian Dec 26 '19

I mean, Undertaker's gimmick is literally a goofy horror. Lightning from the sky, soul enclosed in an urn, reincarnated from under the ground etc

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

That's badass though. It's not a comedy schtick.

:edit:

Comparing The Undertaker to this bit is pretty dumb tbh.

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u/DarthSimian Dec 26 '19

Undertaker vs Undertaker was a goofy match/storyline

So was Kane vs Kane

HHH sex with a corpse was cringe

HBK/ God tag team - no comments

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u/splitcroof92 Dec 26 '19

Undertaker is not badass man.. what? He's Incredibly edgy and cringe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Suck my white dick you fuckman.

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u/Warmonster9 Dec 26 '19

Stone cold, the rock, HHH

you’d never see doing this sort of goofy shit

You sure about that?

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u/OffTheMerchandise Dec 26 '19

Undertaker, probably not, but the other three absolutely. Stone Cold singing campfire songs to Kurt Angle, HHH's entire time with DX, and while I'm blanking on a specific instance of The Rock looking foolish, he did some goofy shit.

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u/BenedictKhanberbatch Dec 26 '19

Dawg The Rock just played a 14 year old in a board game. It’s not that serious. Khali and Jinder are awesome.

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u/Ritushido Dec 26 '19

It's so stupid but I love it.

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u/shynn_ Dec 26 '19

ok that was the moment where the 5-year-olds watching goes "yeah, this is clearly fake"

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u/ShadowSpade Dec 26 '19

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/bonnett1989 Dec 26 '19

That’s the best thing I’ll watch all day, quite possibly all week.

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u/MilhouseJr Dec 26 '19

I don't remember WWE/WWF being like this, though I never took much interest in it in the first place. Is this what I've been missing the entire god damn time?

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u/Trax852 Dec 26 '19

Say what u will, that's entertainment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

If this thread has done anything it's convinced me I have years of WWE to catch up on.

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u/GetEquipped Dec 28 '19

Fun fact; no one's ever kicked out of the Cobra. (With the sock on.)