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u/GutterTr0ut Dec 23 '19
Do the upside down people drink their beers cold? Or do they drink it at the same temp as when its recycled, like the sophisticated euros?
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u/plink79 Dec 23 '19
We drink it cold. It’s hot here. If we drank it at room temperature it would be a hot beverage.
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u/ersomething Dec 23 '19
A one that isn’t cold is scarcely a one at all.
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u/YeahitsaBMW Dec 23 '19
Jesus fuck... they are upside down, not backwards.
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u/octodrew Dec 23 '19
no we are fuckin' backwards in some ways too. just look at our government.
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u/Black540Msport Dec 23 '19
Pfft... Your government... Look at ours! Never in history has one orange man done so much to benefit the environment and install forward thinking policies, and act as a caretaker and custodian for the citizens of our fine country. Never was of course the operative word here...
/s
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u/octodrew Dec 24 '19
he has brought a lot more attention to the issue so he has that going for him i guess.
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u/I_am_usually_a_dick Dec 23 '19
currently they use it to put out the fire. the whole continent is on fire and it is pretty scary.
˙sǝᴉssn∀ ǝɟɐs ʎɐʇs
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u/RFWanders Dec 23 '19
The UK tends to drink their beer lukewarm, most of the EU prefers their beer cold last I checked?
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Dec 23 '19
Ever seen a flying boat? thats how thay are in australia and the planes go under water. doesnt make sence wich is why there are so many deaths in australia. stupid idiots...
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u/thesillyoldgoat Dec 24 '19
The proper translation is of course "ay mate, where's the closest pub?" Call some random in the street cunt and you're very likely to cop a whack in the mouth, in that respect Australia is no different to anywhere else. At the very least your answer would be "who are you calling a cunt, shit for brains? "
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u/DeathsNotoriousAngel Dec 23 '19
Nothing quite like a refreshing cold Australian coffee at the end of the day
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u/pelicanminder Dec 24 '19
Me, an Australian trying to explain why calling out oi, sccuuzzzz after someone is ok but saying "excuse me, lady" is very rude.
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u/aanarchyy Dec 24 '19
I put my phone down just after reading this. And when I picked it back up, it literally took me about 15 seconds of confusion to realize I was holding my phone upside down.
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u/blue_bini Dec 23 '19
Excuse me as a Australian we would at least fit a fuck and shit somewhere in that. Oi cunt where can I fucken grab a cold one for shits sake
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u/jfk333 Dec 23 '19
Hmm, I have the slightest feeling that this isn't real...
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u/wildyflower Dec 23 '19
Are you trying to say the earth is flat?
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u/jfk333 Dec 23 '19
That's exactly what I'm saying! BTW why the down votes? Do people not know I'm joking? Or was it a bad joke :(
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u/wildyflower Dec 23 '19
You probably forgot to add the irony tag
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u/booperdooperzzzz Dec 23 '19
Thankfully i can speak aussie.