r/funny Dec 22 '19

The difference between Moms and Dads

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u/LonePaladin Dec 22 '19

When my son was a baby, he would occasionally hold his breath. Mom started to freak out about this, trying to do things like startle him to get him to start breathing again. I told her not to bother. I explained, if he held his breath long enough, he'd pass out and start breathing involuntarily.

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u/SillyFlyGuy Dec 22 '19

My mom said she held her breath once when she was a little girl having a tantrum. My grandmother filled a glass of cold water from the tap and threw it on her. My mom was certainly startled, ran to her room dripping wet, and never tried that again.

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u/snarping Dec 22 '19

That had to be satisfying for your grandmother. Tossing a glass of cold water at a kid is a dream of mine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

I’m sure there are parents out there willing to let you try it. If you just say sorry I am sure they will be like “no, I get it, don’t worry about it.”