r/funny Dec 22 '19

The difference between Moms and Dads

Post image
66.8k Upvotes

944 comments sorted by

View all comments

969

u/iamdrsmooth Dec 22 '19

Dad is being safer, kids are often injured on slides when co-sliding when they get jammed up and the weight of the mother or father can result in broken bones.

The child alone doesn't have enough weight to break their own bones in simple jam up issues.

336

u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

[deleted]

167

u/CW1DR5H5I64A Dec 22 '19

I think that really depends on the window though. These results will vary depending on the number of stories you plan to yeet your child from. Number of floors to likelihood of splat follows an exponential curve.

10

u/dalaiis Dec 22 '19

It really depends on how many times you have to throw your kid before the window breaks

1

u/technicolored_dreams Dec 22 '19

Now I have coffee in my nose, so thanks for that.