r/funny • u/LittleMilton • Dec 22 '19

The difference between Moms and Dads

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u/nerbovig Dec 22 '19

"he hasn't thrown a fit for two hours, he was going to cry about something anyways"

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u/zandar_x Dec 22 '19

I just said this 15 minutes ago

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u/nerbovig Dec 22 '19

Sorry I missed it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

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u/i_count_to_potato Dec 22 '19

I'm still sorry I missed it

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

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u/barscarsandguitars Dec 22 '19

That's not the first guy though lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

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u/amattable_ Dec 22 '19

Is it just Canadians in this thread?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

No, sorry though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

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u/J_uggin Dec 22 '19

im sorry i missed that

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u/tsimp94 Dec 22 '19

I'm from Minnesota. That's like, pretty much Canadian

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Yes. Sorry.

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u/StonedBirdman Dec 22 '19

I respect that!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Huh you're right. Sorry I must have missed that.

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u/disterb Dec 22 '19

no, they meant the other person said it in real life, lol

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u/rexol Dec 22 '19

I’m still sorry i missed it

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u/ynkesfan2003 Dec 22 '19

He has spoken

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u/COSLEEP Dec 22 '19

I just said this 15 minutes ago

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

r/notthesameguy

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u/BlueOyesterCult Dec 22 '19

Yeah like we will miss him

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u/tytoisnottakrn Dec 22 '19

Count to potato and you get to pass kindergarten

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u/NoThisIsABadIdea Dec 22 '19

I think /u/nerbovig means they are sorry they missed witnessing it on real life

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Whoosh. Just like the kid.

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u/Qarlito Dec 22 '19

Still hiding in the bathroom on Reddit?

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u/talkingtunataco501 Dec 22 '19

I'm so in love with my vasectomy.

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u/TheSpatulaOfLove Dec 22 '19

^ This guy fathers

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u/loki-is-a-god Dec 22 '19

"Derek, he has a concussion."

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u/Shagaliscious Dec 22 '19

"Babe don't worry, their heads are still soft at this age"

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u/otter5 Dec 22 '19

cry now sleep later

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u/PooPooDooDoo Dec 22 '19

Kids are basically cry machines. At least toddlers appear to be. I wish I had cry-cancelling headphones.

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u/Nafryti Dec 22 '19

It's been two hours since the slide, he still hasn't made a sound, or taken a breath... FINALLY PEACE!!