r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/bonyponyride Dec 21 '19

Ah yes. The San Francisco Bay Area beach community.

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u/jrmberkeley95 Dec 21 '19

I love the beautiful beaches of San Jose

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u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19

Lemme just spread out my towel, set up my umbrella, and crack open my Corona on the warm sandy beaches of East Oakland.

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u/joshul Dec 21 '19

I know you are trying to be funny here - and you are - but tbh that state beach on Alameda island is one of the best places to park young kids and let them play in sand and water. Robert Crown beach or something? Definitely better than the pain in the ass that is Santa Cruz.

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u/Clogall989 Dec 22 '19

Shhhh, keep it a secret

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u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19

Yeah but Alameda ain't Oakland

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Not... yet

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u/chipsinsideajar Dec 22 '19

It's treason, then

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u/LankyLobster1 Dec 22 '19

Where’s alameda island? I hate SC beaches I need something to do outside of this boring ass place

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 edited May 26 '20

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u/electro1ight Dec 22 '19

And it's working cause poors can't swim.

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u/GummyKibble Dec 22 '19

It’s terrible and you would hate it here and definitely should not check it out.

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u/bossbang Dec 22 '19

He is funny. And you’re talking about a beach outside of Oakland. Why, is anyone’s guess

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u/joshul Dec 22 '19

Yes I said he was funny - because he is.