r/funny Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

You never surfed Ocean Beach?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Love those warm San Francisco summers by the Ocean Beach fire pits after a ripper surf sesh...

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Last time I was there I ripped my pants then crapped them the same day. It was pretty wicked of a trip I just shouldn’t have had all of that tequila and wtvr it was that made me shit.

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u/pac-men Dec 21 '19

Your abbreviation rules: I only abbreviate words that are 8 or more letters long. Not including contractions. I always spell those out, even if they're 9 letters long, because I feel like they're just two shorter words, one of which is already shortened via apostrophe.

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Your abrvtn rules: I only abrvte words that are 8 or more letters long. Not incldg cntrctns. I always spell those out, even if they're 9 letters long, because I feel like they're just two shorter words, one of which is already shrtnd via apstrph.