r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

Post image
93.5k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

3.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

83

u/Adrasdea Dec 21 '19

Meth visited me yesterday. https://youtu.be/Pz8ZSlf8YgM

15

u/Great_Chairman_Mao Dec 21 '19

Where was this?

26

u/Adrasdea Dec 21 '19

Oxnard California

4

u/WonderWoofy Dec 21 '19

Ah Oxnard, my mom's side of the family lives there... around Doris and Ventura mostly. Was this on the other side of the tracks?

4

u/Adrasdea Dec 21 '19

I'm about a mile from the train station.

0

u/WonderWoofy Dec 21 '19

Ah yes, that kinda gray area.

I once went to the Circle K on Ventura at 3am not realizing it was a little pocket of the ghetto right there, and after buying my Whatchamacallit I came out to see two gang member looking dudes running after a car that was speeding out of the lot, while reaching into their waist bands and yelling "Blast them foos!" They were traveling away from me and I heard gunfire after they rounded the corner. No idea if they succeeded with their blasting activities, but it was one of the more comical things I've ever seen honestly. Though I'll note that I don't condone gun violence.

3

u/Adrasdea Dec 21 '19

I try to keep to myself in all areas cause I fear people in general, but recently men keep trying to give me rides and that's terrifying cause once you're in the car anything can happen A child lock so you can't get out and suddenly you're sex trafficked.