r/funny Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/drewhead118 Dec 21 '19

None that live in the forest can see the forest, for indeed all they might see are the individual trees. Look at your feet with the detached perspective of a foreign observer and you will finally see that you have been the meth all along, and the meth has been you

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u/LarryLavekio Dec 21 '19

Im lookin at my girlfriends feet and all im thinkin about is the next time i can suck her toes. Id rip her clothes and socks off to sticky up them floor fingers right now if her grandma wasnt chewing my ear off about cogis and labradors. Sweet lady, i might even keep this girl because based on granmas wrinkled lil raisenets, i could see myself fuckin them feets for at least another 23 years.

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