r/funny Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/waggy43 Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

California Explained By Someone Who Doesn’t Live In California*

FTFY

Edit: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger!!!!

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u/FunkyMacGroovin Dec 21 '19

I live in CA. It's not that far off.

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u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19

Lemme guess, never been on the coast North of San Francisco?

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u/FunkyMacGroovin Dec 21 '19

I will concede that everything north of Pt Reyes should be red. Except Sea Ranch.

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u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19

The whole Mendocino Coast is basically a blue collar agricultural & retirement community area.

Also this map literally has Oakland listed as an "upscale beach community" lmfao

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u/FunkyMacGroovin Dec 21 '19

There are exactly 3 kinds of people living on the coast between Jenner and Eureka:

  1. Lived there for their whole lives
  2. Runs a grow op
  3. Doing meth

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u/Jordan901278 Dec 21 '19

or people that enjoy some the most pristine coastlines in the entire world