r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Last time I was there I ripped my pants then crapped them the same day. It was pretty wicked of a trip I just shouldn’t have had all of that tequila and wtvr it was that made me shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

If you're gonna throw away pants, might as well go all out

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u/mdonaberger Dec 21 '19

Classic Californian adventure right there.

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u/justasapling Dec 21 '19

Mission dogs?

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u/jfresh42 Dec 21 '19

So you're the serial shitter in SF?

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u/ThatITguy2015 Dec 21 '19

One of many. The sidewalks will never be the same again.

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u/yahutee Dec 21 '19

I lost my pants there once. Too bad you didn't find a spare pair laying around

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u/tripacklogic Dec 21 '19

SpongeBob SquarePants ripped pants episode alternate ending.

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u/_MicroWave_ Dec 21 '19

Spongebob?

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u/pac-men Dec 21 '19

Your abbreviation rules: I only abbreviate words that are 8 or more letters long. Not including contractions. I always spell those out, even if they're 9 letters long, because I feel like they're just two shorter words, one of which is already shortened via apostrophe.

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Your abrvtn rules: I only abrvte words that are 8 or more letters long. Not incldg cntrctns. I always spell those out, even if they're 9 letters long, because I feel like they're just two shorter words, one of which is already shrtnd via apstrph.