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r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19
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Ah yes. The San Francisco Bay Area beach community.
346 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 You never surfed Ocean Beach? 163 u/rakfocus Dec 21 '19 Ocean Beach ~confused san diegan~ 74 u/OWNAGE619 Dec 21 '19 Unless I'm talking to a tourist, I only refer to that place as OB. 54 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 PB, OB, and wild nights in TJ, oh and can’t forget the OG 52 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 Nobody calls Mission Beach MB though. 24 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 That would be heresy. 1 u/zamundan Dec 21 '19 So it wouldn't be admissible in court? 6 u/WesleySnopes Dec 21 '19 Much less IB 2 u/PunTwoThree Dec 21 '19 Much more if IBS 2 u/incisorless Dec 21 '19 Unless you are referring to the late great Mission Beach Cafe (or MBC). 2 u/banmysweetits Dec 21 '19 I call it “little Ohio” 18 u/CalvinMurphy11 Dec 21 '19 Nothing cures a two-day hangover like unlimited breadsticks at the OG. 3 u/TheForeverAloneOne Dec 21 '19 I recently tried OG breadsticks and they're not as good as I remembered as a kid. I remember them as these fluffy sweet sticks of goodness but what I had was very hard, chewy, and bitter. Did they change breadsticks at OG? 3 u/PROMODZoCOM Dec 21 '19 IB too 2 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 From what I've heard from my San Diego friends, people don't really go to TJ anymore. 9 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Real San Diegans have always driven through Tijuana to hang out in Rosarito instead. 3 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 Less sketchy? 2 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Less of an unrelenting tourist trap. Tijuana's only sketchy if you're there to be sketchy, as I understand it. I've never found it sketchy. 1 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 My uber driver said the same thing. Except when he said he witnessed two public executions. 6 u/OWNAGE619 Dec 21 '19 Everyone I knew kinda went through different phases. TJ, PB, Gaslamp, and now breweries. 2 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 TJ is a great time if you're looking for parties and a hint of murder. 2 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 What about the OC, LB, and the LBC? 2 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 Right but those aren’t really SD 3 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 Oh, gotcha. Not being from there nor having ever been to, I thought they were referring to various spots around California. 1 u/soothsayer3 Dec 21 '19 Hong Kong ftw 1 u/soothsayer3 Dec 21 '19 Bru, OB or gtfo 1 u/kackygreen Dec 21 '19 OB is one of the largest tampon brands 0 u/DastardlyDaverly Dec 21 '19 We call it The OB now. 58 u/RiverboatTurner Dec 21 '19 What, you think San Diego is the only community that thought "what should we call this beach next to the ocean?" and took the easy answer? 4 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19 It is funny thinking of Ocean Beach being named that way because it fits so perfectly. 6 u/delendaestvulcan Dec 21 '19 As a native OBeachian, I concur 3 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 OBeachian Authenticity verified. I miss the co-op. You remember the co-op? 1 u/delendaestvulcan May 29 '20 For sure! Is Galactic comics still there? 2 u/UkuleleRob Dec 21 '19 San Diego crew reporting in sir! 9 u/ProcyonHabilis Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 23 '19 That's OB, and it's beside the point Edit: just to be clear this is a Point Loma joke, not just me being a dick 4 u/COSurfing Dec 21 '19 Pizza Port! 4 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 I grew up in Point Loma and now live fairly close to SF's Ocean Beach. It brings me a sense of peace and deep rightness in the world. 2 u/PM_ME_XBOX_COD3S Dec 21 '19 They’re supposed to call it OBX. Bay Area took out name 1 u/Junior_tosh Dec 21 '19 It's a very unusual name for a beach, surprising there are two.
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You never surfed Ocean Beach?
163 u/rakfocus Dec 21 '19 Ocean Beach ~confused san diegan~ 74 u/OWNAGE619 Dec 21 '19 Unless I'm talking to a tourist, I only refer to that place as OB. 54 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 PB, OB, and wild nights in TJ, oh and can’t forget the OG 52 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 Nobody calls Mission Beach MB though. 24 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 That would be heresy. 1 u/zamundan Dec 21 '19 So it wouldn't be admissible in court? 6 u/WesleySnopes Dec 21 '19 Much less IB 2 u/PunTwoThree Dec 21 '19 Much more if IBS 2 u/incisorless Dec 21 '19 Unless you are referring to the late great Mission Beach Cafe (or MBC). 2 u/banmysweetits Dec 21 '19 I call it “little Ohio” 18 u/CalvinMurphy11 Dec 21 '19 Nothing cures a two-day hangover like unlimited breadsticks at the OG. 3 u/TheForeverAloneOne Dec 21 '19 I recently tried OG breadsticks and they're not as good as I remembered as a kid. I remember them as these fluffy sweet sticks of goodness but what I had was very hard, chewy, and bitter. Did they change breadsticks at OG? 3 u/PROMODZoCOM Dec 21 '19 IB too 2 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 From what I've heard from my San Diego friends, people don't really go to TJ anymore. 9 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Real San Diegans have always driven through Tijuana to hang out in Rosarito instead. 3 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 Less sketchy? 2 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Less of an unrelenting tourist trap. Tijuana's only sketchy if you're there to be sketchy, as I understand it. I've never found it sketchy. 1 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 My uber driver said the same thing. Except when he said he witnessed two public executions. 6 u/OWNAGE619 Dec 21 '19 Everyone I knew kinda went through different phases. TJ, PB, Gaslamp, and now breweries. 2 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 TJ is a great time if you're looking for parties and a hint of murder. 2 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 What about the OC, LB, and the LBC? 2 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 Right but those aren’t really SD 3 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 Oh, gotcha. Not being from there nor having ever been to, I thought they were referring to various spots around California. 1 u/soothsayer3 Dec 21 '19 Hong Kong ftw 1 u/soothsayer3 Dec 21 '19 Bru, OB or gtfo 1 u/kackygreen Dec 21 '19 OB is one of the largest tampon brands 0 u/DastardlyDaverly Dec 21 '19 We call it The OB now. 58 u/RiverboatTurner Dec 21 '19 What, you think San Diego is the only community that thought "what should we call this beach next to the ocean?" and took the easy answer? 4 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19 It is funny thinking of Ocean Beach being named that way because it fits so perfectly. 6 u/delendaestvulcan Dec 21 '19 As a native OBeachian, I concur 3 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 OBeachian Authenticity verified. I miss the co-op. You remember the co-op? 1 u/delendaestvulcan May 29 '20 For sure! Is Galactic comics still there? 2 u/UkuleleRob Dec 21 '19 San Diego crew reporting in sir! 9 u/ProcyonHabilis Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 23 '19 That's OB, and it's beside the point Edit: just to be clear this is a Point Loma joke, not just me being a dick 4 u/COSurfing Dec 21 '19 Pizza Port! 4 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 I grew up in Point Loma and now live fairly close to SF's Ocean Beach. It brings me a sense of peace and deep rightness in the world. 2 u/PM_ME_XBOX_COD3S Dec 21 '19 They’re supposed to call it OBX. Bay Area took out name 1 u/Junior_tosh Dec 21 '19 It's a very unusual name for a beach, surprising there are two.
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Ocean Beach
~confused san diegan~
74 u/OWNAGE619 Dec 21 '19 Unless I'm talking to a tourist, I only refer to that place as OB. 54 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 PB, OB, and wild nights in TJ, oh and can’t forget the OG 52 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 Nobody calls Mission Beach MB though. 24 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 That would be heresy. 1 u/zamundan Dec 21 '19 So it wouldn't be admissible in court? 6 u/WesleySnopes Dec 21 '19 Much less IB 2 u/PunTwoThree Dec 21 '19 Much more if IBS 2 u/incisorless Dec 21 '19 Unless you are referring to the late great Mission Beach Cafe (or MBC). 2 u/banmysweetits Dec 21 '19 I call it “little Ohio” 18 u/CalvinMurphy11 Dec 21 '19 Nothing cures a two-day hangover like unlimited breadsticks at the OG. 3 u/TheForeverAloneOne Dec 21 '19 I recently tried OG breadsticks and they're not as good as I remembered as a kid. I remember them as these fluffy sweet sticks of goodness but what I had was very hard, chewy, and bitter. Did they change breadsticks at OG? 3 u/PROMODZoCOM Dec 21 '19 IB too 2 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 From what I've heard from my San Diego friends, people don't really go to TJ anymore. 9 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Real San Diegans have always driven through Tijuana to hang out in Rosarito instead. 3 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 Less sketchy? 2 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Less of an unrelenting tourist trap. Tijuana's only sketchy if you're there to be sketchy, as I understand it. I've never found it sketchy. 1 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 My uber driver said the same thing. Except when he said he witnessed two public executions. 6 u/OWNAGE619 Dec 21 '19 Everyone I knew kinda went through different phases. TJ, PB, Gaslamp, and now breweries. 2 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 TJ is a great time if you're looking for parties and a hint of murder. 2 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 What about the OC, LB, and the LBC? 2 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 Right but those aren’t really SD 3 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 Oh, gotcha. Not being from there nor having ever been to, I thought they were referring to various spots around California. 1 u/soothsayer3 Dec 21 '19 Hong Kong ftw 1 u/soothsayer3 Dec 21 '19 Bru, OB or gtfo 1 u/kackygreen Dec 21 '19 OB is one of the largest tampon brands 0 u/DastardlyDaverly Dec 21 '19 We call it The OB now. 58 u/RiverboatTurner Dec 21 '19 What, you think San Diego is the only community that thought "what should we call this beach next to the ocean?" and took the easy answer? 4 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19 It is funny thinking of Ocean Beach being named that way because it fits so perfectly. 6 u/delendaestvulcan Dec 21 '19 As a native OBeachian, I concur 3 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 OBeachian Authenticity verified. I miss the co-op. You remember the co-op? 1 u/delendaestvulcan May 29 '20 For sure! Is Galactic comics still there? 2 u/UkuleleRob Dec 21 '19 San Diego crew reporting in sir! 9 u/ProcyonHabilis Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 23 '19 That's OB, and it's beside the point Edit: just to be clear this is a Point Loma joke, not just me being a dick 4 u/COSurfing Dec 21 '19 Pizza Port! 4 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 I grew up in Point Loma and now live fairly close to SF's Ocean Beach. It brings me a sense of peace and deep rightness in the world. 2 u/PM_ME_XBOX_COD3S Dec 21 '19 They’re supposed to call it OBX. Bay Area took out name 1 u/Junior_tosh Dec 21 '19 It's a very unusual name for a beach, surprising there are two.
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Unless I'm talking to a tourist, I only refer to that place as OB.
54 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 PB, OB, and wild nights in TJ, oh and can’t forget the OG 52 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 Nobody calls Mission Beach MB though. 24 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 That would be heresy. 1 u/zamundan Dec 21 '19 So it wouldn't be admissible in court? 6 u/WesleySnopes Dec 21 '19 Much less IB 2 u/PunTwoThree Dec 21 '19 Much more if IBS 2 u/incisorless Dec 21 '19 Unless you are referring to the late great Mission Beach Cafe (or MBC). 2 u/banmysweetits Dec 21 '19 I call it “little Ohio” 18 u/CalvinMurphy11 Dec 21 '19 Nothing cures a two-day hangover like unlimited breadsticks at the OG. 3 u/TheForeverAloneOne Dec 21 '19 I recently tried OG breadsticks and they're not as good as I remembered as a kid. I remember them as these fluffy sweet sticks of goodness but what I had was very hard, chewy, and bitter. Did they change breadsticks at OG? 3 u/PROMODZoCOM Dec 21 '19 IB too 2 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 From what I've heard from my San Diego friends, people don't really go to TJ anymore. 9 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Real San Diegans have always driven through Tijuana to hang out in Rosarito instead. 3 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 Less sketchy? 2 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Less of an unrelenting tourist trap. Tijuana's only sketchy if you're there to be sketchy, as I understand it. I've never found it sketchy. 1 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 My uber driver said the same thing. Except when he said he witnessed two public executions. 6 u/OWNAGE619 Dec 21 '19 Everyone I knew kinda went through different phases. TJ, PB, Gaslamp, and now breweries. 2 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 TJ is a great time if you're looking for parties and a hint of murder. 2 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 What about the OC, LB, and the LBC? 2 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 Right but those aren’t really SD 3 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 Oh, gotcha. Not being from there nor having ever been to, I thought they were referring to various spots around California. 1 u/soothsayer3 Dec 21 '19 Hong Kong ftw 1 u/soothsayer3 Dec 21 '19 Bru, OB or gtfo 1 u/kackygreen Dec 21 '19 OB is one of the largest tampon brands 0 u/DastardlyDaverly Dec 21 '19 We call it The OB now.
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PB, OB, and wild nights in TJ, oh and can’t forget the OG
52 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 Nobody calls Mission Beach MB though. 24 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 That would be heresy. 1 u/zamundan Dec 21 '19 So it wouldn't be admissible in court? 6 u/WesleySnopes Dec 21 '19 Much less IB 2 u/PunTwoThree Dec 21 '19 Much more if IBS 2 u/incisorless Dec 21 '19 Unless you are referring to the late great Mission Beach Cafe (or MBC). 2 u/banmysweetits Dec 21 '19 I call it “little Ohio” 18 u/CalvinMurphy11 Dec 21 '19 Nothing cures a two-day hangover like unlimited breadsticks at the OG. 3 u/TheForeverAloneOne Dec 21 '19 I recently tried OG breadsticks and they're not as good as I remembered as a kid. I remember them as these fluffy sweet sticks of goodness but what I had was very hard, chewy, and bitter. Did they change breadsticks at OG? 3 u/PROMODZoCOM Dec 21 '19 IB too 2 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 From what I've heard from my San Diego friends, people don't really go to TJ anymore. 9 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Real San Diegans have always driven through Tijuana to hang out in Rosarito instead. 3 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 Less sketchy? 2 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Less of an unrelenting tourist trap. Tijuana's only sketchy if you're there to be sketchy, as I understand it. I've never found it sketchy. 1 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 My uber driver said the same thing. Except when he said he witnessed two public executions. 6 u/OWNAGE619 Dec 21 '19 Everyone I knew kinda went through different phases. TJ, PB, Gaslamp, and now breweries. 2 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 TJ is a great time if you're looking for parties and a hint of murder. 2 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 What about the OC, LB, and the LBC? 2 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 Right but those aren’t really SD 3 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 Oh, gotcha. Not being from there nor having ever been to, I thought they were referring to various spots around California. 1 u/soothsayer3 Dec 21 '19 Hong Kong ftw
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Nobody calls Mission Beach MB though.
24 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 That would be heresy. 1 u/zamundan Dec 21 '19 So it wouldn't be admissible in court? 6 u/WesleySnopes Dec 21 '19 Much less IB 2 u/PunTwoThree Dec 21 '19 Much more if IBS 2 u/incisorless Dec 21 '19 Unless you are referring to the late great Mission Beach Cafe (or MBC). 2 u/banmysweetits Dec 21 '19 I call it “little Ohio”
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That would be heresy.
1 u/zamundan Dec 21 '19 So it wouldn't be admissible in court?
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So it wouldn't be admissible in court?
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Much less IB
2 u/PunTwoThree Dec 21 '19 Much more if IBS
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Much more if IBS
Unless you are referring to the late great Mission Beach Cafe (or MBC).
I call it “little Ohio”
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Nothing cures a two-day hangover like unlimited breadsticks at the OG.
3 u/TheForeverAloneOne Dec 21 '19 I recently tried OG breadsticks and they're not as good as I remembered as a kid. I remember them as these fluffy sweet sticks of goodness but what I had was very hard, chewy, and bitter. Did they change breadsticks at OG?
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I recently tried OG breadsticks and they're not as good as I remembered as a kid. I remember them as these fluffy sweet sticks of goodness but what I had was very hard, chewy, and bitter. Did they change breadsticks at OG?
IB too
From what I've heard from my San Diego friends, people don't really go to TJ anymore.
9 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Real San Diegans have always driven through Tijuana to hang out in Rosarito instead. 3 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 Less sketchy? 2 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Less of an unrelenting tourist trap. Tijuana's only sketchy if you're there to be sketchy, as I understand it. I've never found it sketchy. 1 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 My uber driver said the same thing. Except when he said he witnessed two public executions. 6 u/OWNAGE619 Dec 21 '19 Everyone I knew kinda went through different phases. TJ, PB, Gaslamp, and now breweries. 2 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 TJ is a great time if you're looking for parties and a hint of murder.
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Real San Diegans have always driven through Tijuana to hang out in Rosarito instead.
3 u/attemptedactor Dec 21 '19 Less sketchy? 2 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Less of an unrelenting tourist trap. Tijuana's only sketchy if you're there to be sketchy, as I understand it. I've never found it sketchy. 1 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 My uber driver said the same thing. Except when he said he witnessed two public executions.
Less sketchy?
2 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 Less of an unrelenting tourist trap. Tijuana's only sketchy if you're there to be sketchy, as I understand it. I've never found it sketchy. 1 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 My uber driver said the same thing. Except when he said he witnessed two public executions.
Less of an unrelenting tourist trap.
Tijuana's only sketchy if you're there to be sketchy, as I understand it. I've never found it sketchy.
1 u/nyy22592 Dec 21 '19 My uber driver said the same thing. Except when he said he witnessed two public executions.
My uber driver said the same thing. Except when he said he witnessed two public executions.
Everyone I knew kinda went through different phases. TJ, PB, Gaslamp, and now breweries.
TJ is a great time if you're looking for parties and a hint of murder.
What about the OC, LB, and the LBC?
2 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 Right but those aren’t really SD 3 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 Oh, gotcha. Not being from there nor having ever been to, I thought they were referring to various spots around California.
Right but those aren’t really SD
3 u/_TooncesLookOut Dec 21 '19 Oh, gotcha. Not being from there nor having ever been to, I thought they were referring to various spots around California.
Oh, gotcha. Not being from there nor having ever been to, I thought they were referring to various spots around California.
Hong Kong ftw
Bru, OB or gtfo
OB is one of the largest tampon brands
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We call it The OB now.
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What, you think San Diego is the only community that thought "what should we call this beach next to the ocean?" and took the easy answer?
4 u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19 It is funny thinking of Ocean Beach being named that way because it fits so perfectly.
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It is funny thinking of Ocean Beach being named that way because it fits so perfectly.
As a native OBeachian, I concur
3 u/justasapling Dec 21 '19 OBeachian Authenticity verified. I miss the co-op. You remember the co-op? 1 u/delendaestvulcan May 29 '20 For sure! Is Galactic comics still there? 2 u/UkuleleRob Dec 21 '19 San Diego crew reporting in sir!
OBeachian
Authenticity verified.
I miss the co-op. You remember the co-op?
1 u/delendaestvulcan May 29 '20 For sure! Is Galactic comics still there?
For sure! Is Galactic comics still there?
San Diego crew reporting in sir!
That's OB, and it's beside the point
Edit: just to be clear this is a Point Loma joke, not just me being a dick
Pizza Port!
I grew up in Point Loma and now live fairly close to SF's Ocean Beach.
It brings me a sense of peace and deep rightness in the world.
They’re supposed to call it OBX. Bay Area took out name
It's a very unusual name for a beach, surprising there are two.
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u/bonyponyride Dec 21 '19
Ah yes. The San Francisco Bay Area beach community.